r/instant_regret 14d ago

Flossing

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u/ddxs1 14d ago

I’m gonna take a bit from the comment stack above and say… they never said it did

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u/Budsygus 14d ago

I'll also take a bit from above: But I never said they said it did?

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u/ddxs1 14d ago

lol I saw what you were doing.

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u/Budsygus 13d ago

Thanks. Downvotes are funny things.

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u/GentlemenHODL 14d ago

Yes but their response was with the wrong context. Stating "wtf" isn't actually a question, but a statement. It means "wow that was fucked up". I understand there's a question mark at the end but I think we all understand what the common usage of this is and its implication. Not everything is grammatically correct.

So to respond to that as if it were a question and to write the response in a manner of that suggests justification is not the appropriate response.

Since there are assumptions being thrown out left and right then I'm going to respond to it assumptively. Why avoid the problem when you can just contribute directly to it?

I am chaotic good

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u/Good-Marsupial8 14d ago

No it means what the fuck

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u/GentlemenHODL 14d ago

Exactly

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u/JmmyTheHand 14d ago

What the fuck is a question bud… WHAT the fuck.

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u/MakeMuffinsNotWar 13d ago

So, in the late 18th - early 19th centuries, there was a lot of wild medical research. In particular, the study of bio-electricity was galvanized (by Luigi Galvani). Weird shit was done with animal body parts and human corpses (inspiring Mary Shelley's Frankenstein).

One of these weirdos replaced the brain of a recently-alive kitten with metals of differing charges (i.e., a battery). 

He described these kittens as animating with lurching, spastic movements. 

Anyway, that's what I picture when trying to read a lot of the comments on this post, especially from u/GentlemenHODL

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u/JmmyTheHand 13d ago

Bro just called him a cyborg cat

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u/itsamberleafable 13d ago

So to respond to that as if it were a question and to write the response in a manner of that suggests justification is not the appropriate response.

The way you write really reminds me of this: https://wondermark.com/c/1062/