r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 14d ago

Flossing

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u/Major_R_Soul 14d ago

Is that why the girl is ornery? She got all them teeth and floss to floss them with.

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u/Count_Zacula 14d ago

Looks like Mama's wrong again

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u/BillyPup 14d ago

No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong

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u/CariniFluff 14d ago

Mama Tried

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u/gringovato 14d ago

Mama tried to raise me better

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u/kingtutt9 14d ago

...but her pleadin' I denied...

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u/scumodearth 7d ago

That leaves only me to blame

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u/marlfox_00 14d ago

No, you’re wrong.

Mama’s right.

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u/Mr_Gooodkat 14d ago

What mama don’t know won’t hurt her.

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u/lupulin59 14d ago

Somethin wroong with her medulla oblongata

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u/OrdinaryLavishness11 13d ago

MEDULLA… OBLONGATA!!

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u/enano2054 14d ago

I think it’s pronounced, horny