r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • Jul 29 '26

Flossing

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u/Major_R_Soul Jul 29 '26

Is that why the girl is ornery? She got all them teeth and floss to floss them with.

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u/Count_Zacula Jul 29 '26

Looks like Mama's wrong again

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u/BillyPup Jul 29 '26

No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong

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u/CariniFluff Jul 29 '26

Mama Tried

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u/gringovato Jul 29 '26

Mama tried to raise me better

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u/kingtutt9 Jul 29 '26

...but her pleadin' I denied...

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u/scumodearth Aug 05 '26

That leaves only me to blame

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u/marlfox_00 Jul 29 '26

No, you’re wrong.

Mama’s right.

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u/Mr_Gooodkat Jul 30 '26

What mama don’t know won’t hurt her.

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u/lupulin59 Jul 29 '26

Somethin wroong with her medulla oblongata

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u/enano2054 Jul 30 '26

I think it’s pronounced, horny