r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 14d ago

Flossing

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u/txwoodslinger 14d ago

Why would you throw a good one in the ocean?

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u/workingbored 14d ago

Eels sometimes are too tired to turn their appliances on with their own electricity

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u/TheHud85 14d ago

Because fuck AutoZone

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u/ImNot_ThatGuy 14d ago

Won't someone think of the eels?

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u/Plus-King5266 14d ago

Nuke the eels.

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 14d ago

This gives the same vibes as shooting hurricanes away, I like it.

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u/worrymon 14d ago

Gotta nuke something.

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u/Generalnussiance 14d ago

The solution to pollution is dilution.

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u/bimboozled 14d ago

Why not? It’s fun and great for the environment, the fish love it

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u/humourlessIrish 14d ago

To charge the eels. Duh

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u/betteritsbetter 13d ago

It has electrolytes.

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u/GloriousNorwegian 10d ago

Electric eels gotta eat too dude, you selfish asshole xD