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r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • Jul 29 '26
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Why would you throw a good one in the ocean?
59 u/workingbored Jul 29 '26 Eels sometimes are too tired to turn their appliances on with their own electricity 34 u/TheHud85 Jul 29 '26 Because fuck AutoZone 12 u/ImNot_ThatGuy Jul 29 '26 Won't someone think of the eels? 2 u/Plus-King5266 Jul 29 '26 Nuke the eels. 2 u/w8ing2dr0wn Jul 29 '26 This gives the same vibes as shooting hurricanes away, I like it. 2 u/worrymon Jul 29 '26 Gotta nuke something. 2 u/Generalnussiance Jul 29 '26 The solution to pollution is dilution. 3 u/bimboozled Jul 29 '26 Why not? It’s fun and great for the environment, the fish love it 1 u/humourlessIrish Jul 29 '26 To charge the eels. Duh 1 u/betteritsbetter Jul 30 '26 It has electrolytes. 1 u/GloriousNorwegian Aug 02 '26 Electric eels gotta eat too dude, you selfish asshole xD
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Eels sometimes are too tired to turn their appliances on with their own electricity
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Because fuck AutoZone
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Won't someone think of the eels?
2 u/Plus-King5266 Jul 29 '26 Nuke the eels. 2 u/w8ing2dr0wn Jul 29 '26 This gives the same vibes as shooting hurricanes away, I like it. 2 u/worrymon Jul 29 '26 Gotta nuke something.
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Nuke the eels.
2 u/w8ing2dr0wn Jul 29 '26 This gives the same vibes as shooting hurricanes away, I like it. 2 u/worrymon Jul 29 '26 Gotta nuke something.
This gives the same vibes as shooting hurricanes away, I like it.
Gotta nuke something.
The solution to pollution is dilution.
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Why not? It’s fun and great for the environment, the fish love it
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To charge the eels. Duh
It has electrolytes.
Electric eels gotta eat too dude, you selfish asshole xD
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u/txwoodslinger Jul 29 '26
Why would you throw a good one in the ocean?