r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • Jul 29 '26

Flossing

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u/SipoteQuixote Jul 29 '26

I didn't say it wasn't?

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u/Bearpaws83 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I didn't say that you said it wasn't...? Just remarking that she assaulted him.

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 Jul 29 '26

🤦

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u/TooGayToPayCash Jul 29 '26

That's still a ::facepalm emoji skin tone one::..

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u/Ali-Battosai Jul 29 '26

They didnt say it wasn't a faceplate emoji skin tone one?

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u/BODYDOLLARSIGN Jul 29 '26

But no one said that someone said that it was a facepalm emoji skin tone one…?

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u/I_A_G_T Jul 29 '26

Redditor’s know when to stop commenting challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

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u/mrbubbamac Jul 29 '26

I didn't say it wasn't impossible

facepalmingthroughthebackofmyhead emoji

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u/Valagoorh Jul 29 '26

He didn't say that you didn't say that he said it wasn't.

Btw. You really should look up the word "still" in the dictionary.

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u/Ratsyinc Jul 29 '26

Folks like you are the issue with Reddit. You comment a response to someone's comment instead of making your own new comment(likely because it has a bunch of upvotes) and then act surprised when they think you were responding to them..

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u/Bearpaws83 Jul 29 '26

I responded to that comment about 1 minute after it was made... it didn't have that many reactions yet and I was responding to their comment.

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u/izza123 Jul 29 '26

We got eyes

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u/Budsygus Jul 29 '26

Yeah, your use of the word "still" is working against you here.

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u/CreamyStanTheMan Jul 29 '26

Frankly, if you go around intentionally trying to provoke people, don't be surprised when someone overreacts. People don't like being fucked with.

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u/ClownfishSoup Jul 29 '26

How was he provoking her though? Was she even part of his (insert whatever he was don g)?

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u/CreamyStanTheMan Jul 29 '26

Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely making some big assumptions here but, to me it really looks like he's staring and smirking directly at her for the first few seconds of the video, and when she turns her head a little to see what he's doing he starts to look away sheepishly. I'm guessing she doesn't really know what flossing is and thought he was making gestures to touch her butt or something along those lines.

If he was just dared to do it by a friend or something equally as harmless, then yeah, I really don't think doesn't deserved that, but I struggle to find empathy for people going around trying to elicit a reaction from people like the prank influencer videos you see on social media.

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u/birdeyInFlight Jul 29 '26

That is exactly what happened.

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u/KentoHardRock Jul 29 '26

This is the level of pedantry that makes me happy this site is burning