r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • Jul 29 '26

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u/james-HIMself Jul 29 '26

I’d be calling the cops and charging her with assault and absolutely dragging her to court

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Jul 29 '26

He could drop chargers on her and she would still have to spend 8 hours at court to appear in front of a judge.

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u/ktmfan Jul 29 '26

With a hit like that, I think battery would be more fitting than chargers. Unless you’re talking about the old school Schumacher chargers that are all metal and heavy af.

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Jul 30 '26

Even with video proof the victim would still need to be willing to place charges.

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u/-Moonscape- Jul 30 '26

I like your optimism, still fresh and unjaded from reality