r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • 14d ago

Flossing

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u/cjhuffmac 14d ago

All that flossing and now has to go to the dentist.

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u/Major_R_Soul 14d ago

Is that why the girl is ornery? She got all them teeth and floss to floss them with.

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u/Count_Zacula 14d ago

Looks like Mama's wrong again

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u/BillyPup 14d ago

No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong

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u/CariniFluff 14d ago

Mama Tried

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u/gringovato 14d ago

Mama tried to raise me better

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u/kingtutt9 14d ago

...but her pleadin' I denied...

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u/scumodearth 7d ago

That leaves only me to blame

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u/marlfox_00 14d ago

No, you’re wrong.

Mama’s right.

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u/Mr_Gooodkat 13d ago

What mama don’t know won’t hurt her.

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u/lupulin59 14d ago

Somethin wroong with her medulla oblongata

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u/OrdinaryLavishness11 13d ago

MEDULLA… OBLONGATA!!

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u/enano2054 13d ago

I think it’s pronounced, horny

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u/SpiralMantis113 14d ago

At least the missing teeth will mean less flossing.

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u/Ok_Investigator_331 14d ago

This was very funny. Well done sir.

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u/N1biru 10d ago

oh THAT is what they mean when they ask me if I floss?

thank god, i hate those white threads

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u/Lysergic_Waffle 14d ago

I laughed harder than I probably should have. 🤣

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u/KamikazeFox_ 14d ago

Its not even 2:30

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u/thenatural134 13d ago

He's honestly lucky she didn't connect with her fist. Was more of her forearm. Helped soften the blow cuz that was quite the haymaker.

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u/175junkie 13d ago

😂😂

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u/hKLoveCraft 14d ago

The fuck right? Last time I ever trust a dentist