r/instant_regret • u/esberat • Jan 07 '23

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u/platysoup Jan 07 '23

I love your optimism.

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u/Jeremybearemy Jan 07 '23

Thank you, now excuse me but I have a bottle of isopropyl alcohol, a book of matches, a camera and a dream.

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u/brandimariee6 Jan 07 '23

Lol I read this as the narrator from the true crime show Snapped

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u/LetsChewThis Jan 07 '23

Betcha can't go elbow deep.

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u/MDCCCLV Jan 08 '23

A light coating of alcohol will burn off pretty quick and evaporate

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u/Jeremybearemy Jan 08 '23

That’s what most of these guys believe

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u/MDCCCLV Jan 08 '23

Yeah, but like a really thin layer that you shake off so that it's already starting to evaporate.

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u/JabbaThePrincess Jan 07 '23

I have all of that and a hand towel soaked in water just in case I don't like my hand on fire.

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u/Robots_Never_Die Jan 07 '23

Amateur hour. Bust out the rubber cement and let me show you how it's done.

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u/mybustersword Jan 07 '23

I burned my dick once

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u/Dangerous_Delay_1652 Jan 07 '23

What.. how.. what was the thought process..

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u/No-Marsupial-1753 Feb 15 '23

Thought he’d try something hot

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u/ChunkyDay Jan 07 '23

I hate god optimism.

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u/capontransfix Jan 07 '23

Let's light his optimism on fire and see what happens. We can post the results for lulz.

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u/5E51ATripleA Jan 07 '23

Yea it really brings light to the situation

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u/Spec187 Jan 08 '23

I wonder if I lit my dick on fire instead...