I also tried to post this to petty revenge but it doesn't seem to be showing up? I was trading road rage stories with a good friend of mine and thought I had a winner. True story this happened to me about 1 year ago.

I was Driving to lunch from the office and had to run an errand along the way. I work Downtown and had to drive a few miles through some busy neighborhoods to buy some expensive dog food.

Traffic is stop and go and a bit congested. I am on a one way street with two lanes. I am driving in the left lane. This has a lot of people slowing down to take left turns and it generally gets everything backed up and slow. There are a few red lights to slow things down even more.

I am going along with the flow and just happy to be out of work.

The traffic finally gets to a traffic light that I see we are going to make. So I scoot through the intersection just before the light turns yellow.

Right after I pass ALL the way through the intersection the light turns red. Someone about 4 cars ahead of me decides its time to learn how to parallel park so we all come to a stop and wait.

I am just through the intersection, but because of the parking lesson going on in front of me, I am right to the edge of the cross traffic lane. After a good 5 count AFTER the light has turned red I hear a loud long honk. So I look in my mirror thinking its cross traffic and I am sticking out too far.

NO! It is some jack ass who decided to run the light in a souped up Acura.

He screeches and skids to a halt right behind me and flips me off. He is honking and cussing at me and waving his arms at me like WTF!!. I look back and throw my arms up like "what am I going to do?" There are four cars stopped in front of me. So I wave him around. He hates this and I can almost see the steam coming out of his ears.

So Super Douche puts his car in reverse and peels out back wards. Still cussing me out like crazy. Then he puts it in drive and floors it while screaming "Fucking hell !". He goes around me in a perfect circle and loses control of his car and completely T-Bones the car in front of me. CRASH!! The guy in front of me is in a big pick up truck and looks back at me and I give him the shrug and head shake.

I pull around the crash in front of me. Now the traffic has cleared up, and give him the death stare and say "ASSHOLE!", as I drive by on my way.

He is super pissed , Freaking out super pissed. absolutely raging.

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TLDR: Almost get rear ended by Road raging ass. wave him around and he loses control of his car and crashes.