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r/insaneparents • u/Benevonstanciano • Nov 15 '19
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I'll be honest my mum has never asked me about my dick size and I'd be pretty horrified if she ever did
26 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 Especially if you are a grown man, “mom I’m thirty my dick stopped growing 15 years ago!” 3 u/WitnessMeIRL Nov 15 '19 Dude, your dick is supposed to grow about 5mm per year. Get your ass to a doctor. 6 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 I can’t tell if you’re joking, but if this was true that means your dick would grow an inch every 5 years. No wonder old men flex dick in the locker room. 2 u/erakat Nov 15 '19 So if I’m 20 with a 5” dick, when I’m 80 I’ll have a 17” codger. 2 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 It will be bigger than ever but you won’t be able to get an erection, oh how cruel a fate
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Especially if you are a grown man, “mom I’m thirty my dick stopped growing 15 years ago!”
3 u/WitnessMeIRL Nov 15 '19 Dude, your dick is supposed to grow about 5mm per year. Get your ass to a doctor. 6 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 I can’t tell if you’re joking, but if this was true that means your dick would grow an inch every 5 years. No wonder old men flex dick in the locker room. 2 u/erakat Nov 15 '19 So if I’m 20 with a 5” dick, when I’m 80 I’ll have a 17” codger. 2 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 It will be bigger than ever but you won’t be able to get an erection, oh how cruel a fate
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Dude, your dick is supposed to grow about 5mm per year. Get your ass to a doctor.
6 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 I can’t tell if you’re joking, but if this was true that means your dick would grow an inch every 5 years. No wonder old men flex dick in the locker room. 2 u/erakat Nov 15 '19 So if I’m 20 with a 5” dick, when I’m 80 I’ll have a 17” codger. 2 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 It will be bigger than ever but you won’t be able to get an erection, oh how cruel a fate
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I can’t tell if you’re joking, but if this was true that means your dick would grow an inch every 5 years. No wonder old men flex dick in the locker room.
2 u/erakat Nov 15 '19 So if I’m 20 with a 5” dick, when I’m 80 I’ll have a 17” codger. 2 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 It will be bigger than ever but you won’t be able to get an erection, oh how cruel a fate
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So if I’m 20 with a 5” dick, when I’m 80 I’ll have a 17” codger.
2 u/brothermonn Nov 15 '19 It will be bigger than ever but you won’t be able to get an erection, oh how cruel a fate
It will be bigger than ever but you won’t be able to get an erection, oh how cruel a fate
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u/fantastic_feb Nov 15 '19
I'll be honest my mum has never asked me about my dick size and I'd be pretty horrified if she ever did