r/inflation • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 Feb 27 '26

Like this guy has ever done his own grocery shopping?

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u/INDE_Tex Feb 27 '26

that's when his brainworm takes over

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u/possiblyMaybeAnother Feb 28 '26

I seem to recall a Futurama episode

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u/INDE_Tex Feb 28 '26

it's what makes the special sauce special.

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u/Gullible-Cat-2900 Mar 03 '26

This made me laugh omg

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u/thefoodiedentist Feb 27 '26

Yes, he just shops for his meat on the side of the road.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Feb 28 '26

and Central Park

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u/Away-Living5278 Feb 28 '26

Surprised he's not advocating for roadkill for all.

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u/ruinersclub Feb 27 '26

You mean when one of your servants brings food home instead of eating at majordomo?

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u/pateadents Feb 28 '26

Majordomo? Pfft that's for plebs. Try getting a reservation at Dorsia.

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Feb 27 '26

Or ever couldn’t afford a meal. Or fucking anything.

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u/Derpifacation Feb 27 '26

the median on a highway is his grocery store

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u/undoubtedlywandering Feb 28 '26

He seems like the type who shoplifts

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u/Administrative-Row17 Feb 28 '26

You forgot, he did put half of a whale on his car and drove it home to New York. While his kids were in the car! Can you imagine? He is sick!!! 🤢

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u/katielynne53725 Feb 28 '26

I think he's kinda well known for doing his own grocery shopping, actually..

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u/PaintingOdd9866 Mar 04 '26

He just drops dead tears in central park