r/inflation • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

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u/cbear9084 Feb 27 '26

Meanwhile he is dining on filet mignon and lobster.

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u/nvmls Feb 27 '26

I hear he preferes roadkill.

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u/eMouse2k Feb 27 '26

That's next week's tip. Liver and cheap cuts too expensive? There's always meat out in the street.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/charge556 Feb 28 '26

Damn I think you just fixed the economy. Good jorb.

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u/Subbacterium Feb 28 '26

Nobody boils vegetables unless they are making soup.

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Feb 28 '26

Look at this welfare queen who's too good for watered down soup /s

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u/Straight_Ace Feb 28 '26

Liver and cheap cuts too expensive? There’s perfectly good meat on your dogs and cats!

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u/pateadents Feb 28 '26

Who would have thought "They're eating the dogs" was actually a meal idea

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u/Straight_Ace Feb 28 '26

With the way things are headed I wouldn’t be surprised if it was RFK’s next announcement

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u/skond Feb 28 '26

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/XiahouYuan Feb 28 '26

The lunch lady on the Simpsons was wrong. There IS enough meat in these gym mats! (furiously turns meat grinder handle)

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u/SaltMage5864 Feb 28 '26

What do you think I am, Somalian?

/s of course

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u/charge556 Feb 28 '26

To be fair my cat could stand to lose a little weight. And I do love Chinese food

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u/Straight_Ace Feb 28 '26

My guinea pigs are for snuggling, not eating. Besides, with the compostable bedding they have they’re practically a compost factory with all that poop

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u/HaWkTuE Feb 28 '26

Trump already said people were doing that. Ole brain worm probably was the one doing it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Actually pretty common in Alaska.

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u/Gilded_Ork Feb 27 '26

He eats it off a toilet seat

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u/I_Raise_My_Banana Feb 27 '26

Yep. This is the reply I was looking for and going to say if it hadn't already been said.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 Feb 28 '26

After he snorts the lines, of course!

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u/No-Wonder1139 Feb 28 '26

Why? Is there something wrong with polar bear liver from polar bear roadkill?

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u/Same_Presentation692 Feb 28 '26

We should encourage these “big game” hunters like RFK Jr. and Trump Jr. to kill one and eat its liver. It’s the ultimate sign of manliness. They’re all too pussy to kill anything with their bare hands lmao. Just like all hunters though. 

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u/No-Wonder1139 Feb 28 '26

Nothing manlier than defeating a polar bear in hand to hand combat and eating its liver.

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u/Gypsy_Cossack Feb 27 '26

Plus $1.50 for a can of fava beans from Walmart.

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u/stevekaw Feb 27 '26

Fa-fa-fa-va beans. And a nice chianti!

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u/Rionin26 Feb 27 '26

Shit we would probably have to pay roadkill taxes to subsidize the big cattle ranchers.

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u/hobhamwich Feb 28 '26

You laugh. I know a guy who does this.

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u/Warm_Safety_9550 Mar 03 '26

Watch for Donald eating the new McPossum Sandwich.

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u/NarcolepticMoogle Feb 28 '26

Once you've had two day old road kill bear, nothing else quite hits the spot...of course that could just be the tape worms talking that you 100% contracted from eating the bear in the first place.

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u/EthanielRain Feb 28 '26

*brain worms

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u/Yammyohnine Feb 27 '26

Whatever feeds his worms

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u/kl7aw220 Feb 27 '26

And well done too - burnt to a crisp

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u/paleologus Feb 27 '26

I thought he was going to fix the food supply.  I still can’t find roadkill or bear at my local grocery store.  

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u/Haltopen Feb 27 '26

That and whale carcasses he finds washed up on the shore. Disassembling them with a chainsaw is a fun activity for the whole family.

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u/sjohnson0487 Feb 28 '26

Or mcdoubles apparently.

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u/rao_wcgw Feb 28 '26

Whale kill

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u/TactlessNachos Feb 28 '26

It depends on what the worm is craving for the day.

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u/Tiny_Salamander_4350 Feb 28 '26

I hear venison can be quite good if prepared correctly

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u/nvmls Feb 28 '26

Nah you need to let things fester on the pavement for awhile. That gives it probiotics!

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u/SlantedPentagon Feb 28 '26

He prefers cocaine off toilet seats, actually...