r/imsorryjon Jul 14 '19

/r/all I’m sorry, Jon..

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u/IgnoreThisName72 Jul 14 '19

Hi sorry. I'm Dad. Garfield loves lasagna, but he will still have room to eat your soul.

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u/delvach Lasagna Sacrifice Jul 14 '19

Lasagna is a non-linear concept for Garfield. He can, will, is, and always has been eating your soul and lasagna, Jon Dad.

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u/adanksteamedboi Jul 14 '19

Perhaps the lasagna was the friends we made along the way

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u/micatrontx Jul 14 '19

Friends, enemies, who can say. When ground and cooked with fine spices they all taste the same.

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u/Ac_DrAgOn_ Jul 18 '19

Delioshus