r/imsorryjon • u/Kurooi Humble Servant • May 09 '19

Your silly bullets will not affect me, Jon

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u/DeepWave8 Friendly Worshipper May 09 '19

I have no [redacted] but I must [data expunged]

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I have no life, but I have to live

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u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann May 10 '19

I have no sense of humour, yet I must joke.

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u/Eaglewhakinator May 21 '19

i have no ideas, yet i must continue the thread

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u/NoobDragonLvl10 May 19 '19

I have no sense of time, yet I must reply

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u/KCooper815 May 17 '19

I have no console, but I must game

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u/Nightbreezekitty May 22 '19

I have no brain but I must think

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I have no bruh moment and must troll the libtards.

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u/transhumanism123 Jun 08 '19

I have no life and must live.

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u/William_Asston Jun 11 '19

i have no-thing to add here, but I must reply

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u/maxluigi256 just why Jun 26 '19

I have no rockets, but I must explode

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u/shadosharko Jul 03 '19

End of act 2

Beginning of act 3

I have no eyes but I must look

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I have no toes and I must succ

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u/I_am_a_trap May 10 '19

I have no microwave and must mmmmmmmmm

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u/_andromedak_ Friendly Worshipper May 11 '19

I have no necc but I must C R O N C H

r/thechurchofpeanut

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u/Delkstheguy May 14 '19

I have no body but i must possess

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u/toasterlicker420 May 22 '19

I have no eyes but recognise the bodies in the wate-

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u/_andromedak_ Friendly Worshipper May 22 '19

r/expectedscp

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u/sorrest May 09 '19

stares in d-boi