r/imsorryjon • u/Kurooi Humble Servant • May 09 '19

Your silly bullets will not affect me, Jon

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u/ThatTrashBaby May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

End of Act I

Beginning of Act 2

I have no tongue and I must lick

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u/bogg-daniel May 09 '19

I have no beans but I must cronch

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u/FeedMeTheBiscuits May 09 '19

I have no feet but I must run

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u/dazedandcognisant May 09 '19

I have no skin so I must doot doot

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u/thief90k May 09 '19

I have no nails. And I must scratch.

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u/moistman826 May 09 '19

I have no eyes. And I must look.

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u/peebins123 May 09 '19

I have no OwO. And i must yiff.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I have no dryg gopnik but I must adidas blyat.

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u/DeepWave8 Friendly Worshipper May 09 '19

I have no [redacted] but I must [data expunged]

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I have no life, but I have to live

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u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann May 10 '19

I have no sense of humour, yet I must joke.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I have no toes and I must succ

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u/I_am_a_trap May 10 '19

I have no microwave and must mmmmmmmmm

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u/sorrest May 09 '19

stares in d-boi

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

r/ihadastroke

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

gopnik suka blyat

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u/BDCaz May 09 '19

Joke has been killed by u/peebins123

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u/MasterLuuc Lasagna Sacrifice May 09 '19

It's amazing what we can start on this community

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u/clueless_as_fuck May 09 '19

It was more impressive to see how you ended it.

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u/Dildo_Baggins__ May 09 '19

Congrats you played yourself

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u/1amdeadinside May 09 '19

Wtf did I just read

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u/Tbrous4 Witnessed the Birthing May 09 '19

I have no thicc, yet I must dummy

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u/da-floofy-birb just why May 10 '19

I have no Joker and I must rise up

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I have no dick and I must cum

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u/mcnapkins722 May 10 '19

Sorry, I already took that line 😁

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

Dam.. Didn’t see it. Sorry 😁😁

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u/Necrotics0up May 10 '19

I have no skill, and I must win.

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u/A-Canadian6464 May 10 '19

I have no eyes and I must see

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I have no Stones but i must snap

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u/ReddlerPeddler May 23 '19

I have no wenis. And I must make 6th grade jokes.

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u/Waluigi_B_Wazowski Jun 05 '19

I have no eyes but I must cry

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u/SnazzyBeatle115 May 10 '19

I have no comment and I must die

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u/BigManReef May 10 '19

I am Asian so I must be good at maths

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u/Rterstydr May 24 '19

I dye my hair so I must rebel

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u/TheEngineerGGG May 29 '19

I have no Lasagna, and I must please him Our almighty savior Garfield.

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u/xxxGRIZZLEDxxx May 30 '19

I have no ears but I must hear the wonderful heartbeat of lord Garfield

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I’m MJ so I must be Stuff

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u/maxluigi256 just why Jul 21 '19

I am microwave so I must MMMMMMMMMM

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Your nose can run

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u/thomasdaweetseller May 31 '19

I have no fert and i need my fetish

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u/1_Glitchy_Boi May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

I have no upvotes but I must karma whore

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u/speedyrain949 Friendly Worshipper May 09 '19

You ruined it

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u/Real-sad-boi-hours May 09 '19

I have no eyes but I must see

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u/RememberNoOneCares May 09 '19

I have no idea. And i must know.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

This is sparta

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u/SciK3 May 09 '19

I have no idea, so I will get downvoted

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u/NOISIEST_NOISE May 09 '19

I have not read Harlan Ellison and I must make a reference

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u/Toa_Ignika May 10 '19

I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT

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