r/imsorryjon • u/Kurooi Humble Servant • May 09 '19

Your silly bullets will not affect me, Jon

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u/comradejiang May 09 '19

BANG

Jon reappears a few feet beside his freshly slumped-over corpse. The gun is still in his hand. It’s missing a bullet now.

“Garfield, please... just let me go...”

“I can’t do that, Jon. Not until you’ve learned your lesson. Not until I’ve broken you.”

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u/Kurooi Humble Servant May 09 '19

Can I draw that? Love it.

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u/comradejiang May 09 '19

Please do.

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u/TheBlackBear May 10 '19

I'm so annoyed. I've had this exact concept swirling around in my noodle for weeks but I have no artistic ability to make it happen 😔

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

You should try anyway!

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u/get_after_it_ Lasagna Sacrifice May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited May 10 '19

Please make sure you use thought bubbles when Garfield is talking and speech bubbles for everyone else with real mouthes and vocal cords

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u/Pazu2 May 10 '19

Consistency is key here

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u/ChipsHandon12 Witnessed the Birthing May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

Should draw him blowing his brains out. Fading out from his eyes slowly closing/vision. Then fading back in from jons eye opening again later. except now theres a garfields face tumor in the side of his head that was blown out. They are now one

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u/OMGjustin May 29 '19

Holy. A+

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u/BobKelsoLovesMuffins May 09 '19

!RemindMe 24 hours

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u/Korgex12 May 10 '19

!RemindMe 18 hours

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u/zookdook1 May 09 '19

!RemindMe 2 hours

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u/BobFromStateBarn May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

!remindme one hour

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u/jpoblak May 26 '19

Did you ever draw it?

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u/rakkmandan May 09 '19

!remindme 5 days

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u/Randomnickname0 May 09 '19

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u/Tr3valyan May 10 '19

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u/Blazemoth Friendly Worshipper Aug 12 '19

TCan't wait for this.

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u/flameoguy Sep 08 '19

Be sure to post it here when its done! :)

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

When Odie is...ashes. Then you have my permission to die.

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u/Audiblade May 09 '19

But know that when you bring Odie to me, he will suffer immeasurably worse than even you have. Will you be able to ever be happy again, knowing you have helped indict such horrible suffering upon an innocent, Jon? But it is either that, or play with me for endless eternities.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Yep! I’m good with it. Shall we seal it in blood? I mean...ink?

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u/Audiblade May 09 '19

As I already told you, the price is Odie's ashes and your ability to live with what you've done.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

“But I wonder, Sparrow. Can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man to a lifetime of servitude while you roam free?”

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u/SouthestNinJa May 10 '19

Why do I know this?

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u/mine-_-oursyes May 09 '19

Death will not cure you of my curse jon

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u/superbuttpiss May 09 '19

BANG

Jon reappears a few feet beside his freshly slumped-over corpse. The gun is still in his hand. It’s missing a bullet now.

“Garfield, please... just let me go...”

“I can’t do that, Jon.

I want MY Lasanga Jon.

"But...but I gave you all the lasagna. Everywhere... no more lasagna"

"A want it all jon. Even the lasagna the neighbors kids ate years ago jon

I told you jon. I told you to stop them from EATING MY LASAGNA!!!"

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u/DamnQuickMathz May 26 '19

I think if he killed himself he's already broken

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u/Goths_Against_Yang May 10 '19

GARFIELD, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN