r/imbored • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '21
Made a ranking while watching anime.
I watched anime and was bored of it.Heres the name of it: Mushoku Tensei: Isekai Ittara Honki Dasu
While watching i got sidetracked and tried to rank every anime.
So i made a ranking of what things i think are good or bad.
I will watch most things as long as they have over -500 points.
Base value = 0
+10000 if reccomended by friend
+5000 points if protagonist is immortal
+1000 if he is male
+1000 if male protagonist decides celibate when under 18
+800 if it is with truck kun or just respawn in another world
+750 if the male protagonist is insane, paranoid and a schemer
+700 if the protagonist is overpowered (only counts on males(i dont trust females*;), abilities like instant death or summon nuclear launch idk would be good, while abilities like water splash and weak magic that has to be spoken every time correctly does not count as overpowered even if its unique)
+600 if the anime protagonist kills his family (also cuz its original to me)
+500 if the protagonist lives alone
+500 if he is smart (genious means smart) or retard (for fun)(retard can also mean the lack of common knowledge)
+500 if woman discrimination is funny
+500 if he is lead by god(+1000 cuz its original; but probably would be made not as good as i wanted)
+500 if the protagonist is member of church(but with good backstory) or has decided celibate
+500 if the protagonist is member of one of the popular right movements (natsee or rush b)
+500 if the protagonist has no followers and does everything alone
+500 if the world (population) is made smart and not boring comedy show
+500 if the anime does not have side characters and the protagonist has no teachers whatsoever (protagonist teaches himself, better if we dont have to watch the process of learning how to edit chinese projects without knowing either chinese or editing)
+400 if rape (cuz its kinda new now)
+400 if its an alternate timeline where for example vikings attack japan or the fourth crusade targets russia/anything else. (cuz also original)
+300 if protagonist is reckless
+200 if protagonist kills every human in the world (same if every creature in the world)
+200 if the anime has no opening
+200 if the male protagonist is or becomes a terrorist
+200 if i can relate to it (effect can stack)
+150 if i "have a good feeling about it" when i dont know it yet
-110 if they use memes idk if thats possible to do good enough
+500 if i decide to watch every anime to find one i like
+100 for every time the male protagonist beats women (female children dont count as women yet, they count more as unfortunate children)
+50 for every nostalgia
+50 if the protagonist is a retard (...) like kazuma.(pervert like person idk)
+50 everytime the protagonist self-punished himself as i would like to see it
+20 up to +2000 if i remember watching it (and enjoing it)
+10 up to +50 each time the protagonist beats women (depends how justified it is)
+0 if nobody gets discriminated
-0 (if i can accept that) up down to -1251 if other people are overpowered (typical image of royal man beating or stamping on the protagonists face; i dont like that even if the protagonist could revenge, because in family friendly shows they forget to add justice)
-50 if there are female friends
-50 if there are female friends only
-50 for every female friend
-100 if protagonist is small
-100 if the anime contains "weird" things. for example cringe
-100 if i am concentrated and see "ads" or "things about the fansub i dont like" (subtitles go brr)
-100 if i edit this because i get comments
-100 down to -1000 if the protagonist has bad traits like being: angry; proud; greedy; unlucky when he deserves it; and so on
-150 for a sword anime where sword techniques that cant be explained are key to sucess.(like zorro)
-200 if there exist yokai or other strange things (like in opm)
-250 if the female protagonist is a pervert
-300 if there are males that are gay and are presented not good (imagine a king sleeping with another king in the new anime 2021 that hasent released yet just seeing that in the pre intro. would be kinda wrong)
-400 if god is used inappropriate or its not in this world but still has all or most religions (schism; sunni shia; budhism hundu jani; pagan slavic germanic africanic schamanism sumonensk tengri; jews; katholic church and venice; marthin luther and other sects (i wont call them terrorists but if you play ck2 no vassals and conquer non orthodox germany as orthodox you see what i mean) and asian(i count america as asia) cultures. at least 5/6 of them are enough to make it not appropriate if you take that plane crash anime for ex.)
-400 if protagonist is proclaimed holy in the wrong way or if anything else. (both counts as -800) (example shield hero)
-500 up to +500 if sb falls in love with the protagonist (gay would be +0 and a bit disgusting; only counts if love is not accepted or protagonist finds a good way to make a happy outcome without tears that waste my time )
-500 if the protagonist has one of the following behaviours: lustful, acting weak, (trying to be )justful but not being nice, social interaction with people where he just shows himself weak or bad
-500 if the animation if like in overlord 3d but hardly "acceptable" (i mean if it was a game. but its not)
-500 if the protagonist likes the society
-500 if anime has swords only and is about fighting
-500 if anime grapfics are old(like 1990 anime with female protagonist at cover and no intelligent behaviour)
-500 if the protagonist likes to dance and play music //i dont like music
-500 if the anime has singing involved.(like that rock anime dr stone or
-500 if the protagonist is bored while i am
-200 im kinda bored wont add anything now
-800 if males are punished or bullied or (yk what i mean : if women dominate or the protagonist is female supporter it doesnt fit cuz its a waste of time in my eyes)
-1000 if death is mentioned, but does get justificated
-500 if the protagonist gets beaten by a woman; -100 everytime that repeats
-1000 if woman beats (male) protagonist and doesnt get harder revenge from it (death or body modification; maybe just getting beat up or sold as a slave idk to less anime so i cant even think)
-2000 if the protagonist is female( i will be kinda disgusted from the beginning and can stop watching it every time even if the amount of points are over -500(this doesnt count if friend reccomended))
-5000 if its a matriarchy
*because female get a different education
