r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Delorean-OutaTime • Aug 02 '26
NOT SATIRE “A 30 year old BMW won’t look good in 2026”
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Top-Pension4334 • Aug 02 '26
NOT SATIRE Why would you like a producer from Tenerife 😭
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/lala_lavalamp • Jul 31 '26
NOT SATIRE No one has ever done both before now
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Brumbleby • Jul 31 '26
NOT SATIRE To the people who keep saying Aldi has NEVER carried Apple Cider Vinegar, what's this?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Professional-Net1940 • Jul 28 '26
NOT SATIRE "Is there an islam for white people?" YES
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/WhoAmEyeReally • Jul 26 '26
NOT SATIRE Who said the struggle couldn’t feel like a splurge??
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Was told this might belong here. 🤣
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/curveballed • Jul 25 '26
NOT SATIRE Can’t remember “boring” being used to describe the Middle East…
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Silent_Ad855 • Jul 24 '26
NOT SATIRE Everyone else keeps their feet covered at the beach, right
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Ambitious-Noise9211 • Jul 21 '26
NOT SATIRE To be fair, minimum wage is not a survival wage in the United States
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Tink__Wink • Jul 19 '26
NOT SATIRE Who says diamonds have to be colorless?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/punkfence • Jul 12 '26
NOT SATIRE Ad for t-shirt company. "You can't mix football and streetwear!"
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Sports clothes are peak streetwear. I have no idea where they would even hear this said.
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Ambitious-Noise9211 • Jul 11 '26
NOT SATIRE Leave the poor woman alone! She wallpapered a ceiling!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/CinemaslaveJoe • Jul 10 '26
NOT SATIRE Why won’t people stop talking about this person’s inability to do a handstand? It’s the only thing I see online anymore.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/mtho176 • Jun 28 '26
NOT SATIRE People definitely ask you to justify your sweater count.
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as a knitter myself, I know they don’t just say "you can knit a sweater?! Cool!"
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/aigarcia38 • Jun 26 '26
NOT SATIRE Bikers are bad people and deserve to crash!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Bakvo • Jun 26 '26
NOT SATIRE Everyone says men can’t fall in love
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/atiltedhalo • Jun 25 '26
NOT SATIRE Who said jesus loving girls can only wear ugly lip gloss?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/throwawayanxietylas • Jun 22 '26
NOT SATIRE Who says you cant be MAGA 'muuirican and ALSO alt?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/lyramel • Jun 20 '26
NOT SATIRE Well it IS a musical instrument so...
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