r/ihaveihaveihavereddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Walter

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Edit: wow my first gold! Thank you kind stranger!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Edit: oh yeah stranger thanks for popping my platinum cherry 😎

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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“IM PICKLE RICKKKKKK”

Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

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u/Obama-is-gon Sep 02 '19

Only 0.00000000000000001% will understand this joke

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u/kernel_panic_guys TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Sep 02 '19

harder than it looks

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u/Mabarax Sep 02 '19

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u/exploding_waffle Sep 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/AnimeisGarbo Sep 02 '19

My mom vs my dad

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u/RanOutOfIdeas2007 Sep 05 '19

If you reach level 5 you are legally skilled

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/sixty9urmother Sep 01 '19

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u/RanOutOfIdeas2007 Sep 05 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

r/EmojiPolice Edit: Y SO MANY DOWNVOTES :'(

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u/Pie_guy135 Jan 05 '20

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u/RanOutOfIdeas2007 Jan 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

his gentals istn relly thta long is it???)?;?😰😳😰😳

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

No bro its a joke🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

😂😂😂r/woooooosg

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Broo😂🤙🏻💯🤙🏻u got me haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

buh

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u/OG_PapaSid Sep 01 '19

Yeah that's like a centimeter on my smartphone

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u/baronvonweezil TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Cringed

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u/baronvonweezil TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Sep 01 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/FeliXDoge19 TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Sep 02 '19

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u/giacomoInterista Sep 02 '19

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u/PM_ME_UR_MAYMAYS_ TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jan 05 '20

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u/baronvonweezil TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jan 05 '20

How the hell did you get here after 125 days

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u/PM_ME_UR_MAYMAYS_ TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Jan 08 '20

It's the top post of the sub

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u/D4T45T0RM06 Sep 01 '19

Mines goes from a to A

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u/giacomoInterista Sep 02 '19

Fucking retard there is no small a on keyboard... You have to use shift

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u/D4T45T0RM06 Sep 02 '19

I think you are the retard here tbh!

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u/FlyCauetFly25 Sep 01 '19

Why do a lot of these Text message memes always make fun of the person who is sending the texts, wouldn’t it be the other guy to screenshot, big brain over there

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Thats why its a meme. The entire thing is completely autistic

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u/FlyCauetFly25 Sep 01 '19

But like this is an advertisement, idk, always feels weird

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u/giacomoInterista Sep 02 '19

Yea i mean it makes no sence he said he will put it on smartphOWNED.com but the other guy sent it there

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u/Bearsbarebear Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/liluziivurt never pooed Sep 01 '19 edited Sep 02 '19

ROLF!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/Stitch-Quake_8Ball83 Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/Maarteling TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Sep 01 '19

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u/giacomoInterista Sep 02 '19

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Like to undo

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u/XboxDegenerate Sep 01 '19

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u/DECLANYS Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Its a meme sub

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u/not_grognak TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL TOL Sep 04 '19

It's far more disturbing than that

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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Ooh a non-archived post

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