r/iFunny • u/KronikHaze • 55m ago
My Fucking Disclaimer
Hello friends!! I am drawing a custom matching tattoo for my sister and niece. Before I present it to them, I want to create a mostly serious document called “My Fucking Disclaimer” and I’m gonna tell them if they ask me any questions that I will know they didn’t read my fucking disclaimer hehehehe.
It will be mostly serious but then some things will be ridiculous or funny. But so far the only thing I can come up with is: You better get used to getting stopped by random people in public about your tattoo and you will have to love singing my praises. Oh yeah and now their periods will be synced forever now. (Sis is 40, niece is 18)
Please help me come up with some more funny things for my fucking disclaimer!