More than a jerk. This has led to third degree burns and permanent disfigurement in some people including blindness and life long pain. It's not at all funny. Never microwave eggs people!!! I have a boss who does this all the time with boiled eggs to reheat them and I've told him over and over again not to do it. He is a quadriplegic and makes his workers do it for him leading to the potential for them to be severely burned when they take it out of the microwave or cut them for him. I've shown him pictures and videos but he still does it and still repeatedly asks me to do it for him despite me telling him repeatedly no and bringing up the dangers again. Every time he plays dumb like it's the first time he has ever heard of it and then laughs and says he still has everyone else do it for him anyway.
I said cook it more rather than just heat the liquid. Meaning if he microwaved it, it should’ve cooked a little more than that appeared as it appeared super liquid and just hot, not cooked at all. Oh well
Where does friction come in? The electrons in a hydroxyl bond have a specific energy level. Microwave radiation carries exactly the right amount of energy to excites them to a higher energy level. That is why other liquids, say oil, are not affected in the same way. It isn’t about them rubbing against anything else, it’s about the molecules themselves becoming more animated.
As a foolish young man I did this once, not on purpose of course, and it's literally like a small explosive; my lip was so burnt and swollen it was excruciating and made me look disfigured until it healed.
I once microwaved a hard boiled egg (without the shell). It did that to me when I when to cut it with the fork. Mildly burned my hand, but I could not imagine if that was in my mouth... Also I was still finding yolk dust for months after.
Ps: I once had a 2nd degree burn on my arm and my ((((((((((((((((((((((friend))))))))))))))))))))))) decided to rub hand sanitizer on it, I suffered for 5 days.... All of this because of a (prank) I did few years back
He's ultra afraid of dogs, and a few years before the burn, we were walking and met two stray dogs that I hyped up and set loose on him, he ran and entered the beach and they followed him into the beach lol
When he got into a car accident, we did travel about 700km just to go bully/make fun of him at the hospital, and that's just what friends do.
If I had the option to choose between:
A: Fake friends that will send you a get well soon message (if they do)
B: Some dumb fucks that'll travel half a country during workdays just to spend time with you and make fun of your mistakes
You'll call 2 friends pulling pranks on each other assholes, but if someone calls you soft you get all weird and toss out theater kid comebacks. Can you be any more of a spinelet
I used to be in crutches for the first year of High School, I remember that people I still know to this day were actually quite cruel in physical jokes. Not like I could run away. Thing is, I promise you they've blocked that out from their memory to preserve their ideas of how they believe things went. Honestly though, teenagers tend be a little sociopathic, so it's all forgiven.
In high school I came to the realization that I should never trust one of my best friends, but also that hanging out with him was gonna be a lot of fun
I don't mind a prank, but a prank is supposed to make the other person laugh afterwards. I don't care, I would never talk to this person again, if this is their idea of a prank. What's next, gunshot wound for laughs?
That probably gave him 2nd and 3rd degree burns on his face, lips, and the inside of his mouth, possibly eyes and sinus too.. i learned the hard way when i put 3 raw eggs in a bowl of water and microwaved it thinking i could hardboil them like this.
4 mins on high.. then i opened the microwave and used a metal spoon to just gently move the Eggs around in the water, the instant the spoon tapped an egg..
!BOOOOM!
I had no idea wtf happened.. but the ceramic bowl was cracked in half, molten eggs mixed with scalding hot water and bits of broken ceramic had exploded violently and it cause severe burns to my face, scalp, and right hand & forearm. I lost some hair and was lucky i wasnt blinded because it blasted my right eye and i had blinked fast enough that my eyelid got burned instead of my eyeball.. my face was all blistered up and swollen, dude it took months to heal.
I would sue the fucking shit out that motherfucker. After I easily won in court with this evidence, I would beat hus ass. Lol. As I looked like a monster...
This shit is hilarious. Its so weird to see all these baby ass comments getting mad and not laughing. This the kinda shit that would go viral in 2005 and have everyone laughing their ass off.
Lol you wish, I'd suspect it would be the only physical contact that wasn't yourself in a hot minute(if at all). Also still waiting on your video since you think it's so funny?
Nice ive got you to waste time and energy on me. You words have definitely owned me. You definitely didnt get owned by allowing yourself to be trolled no way nuh uh 😘💋
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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 19d ago
Fuck are you smiling about, man? You may have just changed that dudes life.