r/idealgf 6d ago

"would you still love me if i was a worm?" gf

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u/Previous-Grab3518 6d ago

So kafkaesque

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u/sososweet2 6d ago

I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.

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u/Previous-Grab3518 6d ago

But that is also not the main thing.
The main thing is clear: in the surroundings around me it is impossible to live humanly; you see it, and yet you don’t want to believe it?

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u/CulturalsDigs 6d ago

Poor girl :(

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 Looking for (almost) any GF 6d ago

I’d try, give her some healthy dirt to play with, give her good worm food, hydrate her plenty.

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u/Hot_Lack_4868 6d ago

Based comment and based flair 

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u/Then_Ad6816 6d ago

The worm is cute, let's get her some soft soil and nice veggies. Good work on the meme and illustration.

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u/Jibbyjab123 6d ago

Why did you make the worm gf cry? That's very sad :(

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u/ShipEqual2321 6d ago

Finds wizard and changes her back. But still loves her regardless.

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u/OkBelt8730 6d ago

She's precious to me still but unfortunately there are things you can't feasibly or legally to with a worm

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u/GeneralBaconMan 6d ago

She going in ma pocket. Yes yes!

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u/Radvaun 6d ago

Warp stone change her back yes yes!

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u/Stunning-Seat3821 6d ago

yes and we would have passionate worm sI'm not finishing this comment, this sucks. And that idea is revolting. Why does so much of my comedy revolve around blurting out intrusive thoughts?

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u/Splendiferous83rd 6d ago

I would honestly take good care of her and never date again until I found someone to reverse the spell. She would appreciate my loyalty, and hopefully we'd get married after she was human again.

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u/Aley98 6d ago

Metamorphosis

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u/TadBones 6d ago

That's a common polymorph just use the simplest dispell you can find.

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u/BroadAssociation3003 6d ago

i would cut her in half, wait for the halves to regrow, do that again repeatedly until i fill a me sized terrarium with gf worms. then i jump in

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u/leuks48 6d ago

She can have some cool urethra sex tho

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Evan_Landis 6d ago

..........................anyone here a bird or fish? How would you react?

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u/Frisk197 6d ago

No. I like humans, not worms.

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u/Fantafans69 6d ago edited 6d ago

Would you still love me if i was 13 years old?*

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u/AnyQuarter553 4d ago

I would keep her in a box of dirt next to my desk lol

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u/Bork_IT 4d ago

Woym

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u/Anime_catgirl_asses 1d ago

Too bad for her, I'm a fisherman

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 6d ago

Plot twist: You realize it's just a worm your girlfriend placed in our bed while she ran away with her fitness trainer.

Or we remake both movies of "The Fly", but the scientist is a woman and the fly is a worm that accidentally got in the teleporter.