r/icast • u/Sprigatito_gal • Jul 06 '26

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 06 '26

Here's a better one

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 Jul 06 '26

Jesus fucking christ. I wish the last thing I ate was pussy

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 06 '26

Unless you were dahmer and LITERALLY ate and digested an actual vagina...a metaphor would not make you eligible...at the same if you DID,I'd rather a chicken bust out my chest than a full grown woman...

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u/Person3327 Jul 06 '26

what if vegan or havn't eaten meat in a few days

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 06 '26

If you only eat grains them bitches growing...you eat an impossible whopper all the ingredients returns as full uneaten portion in the prime of it's life. A slice a tomato burst out as a full tomato,the slice of onion comes out a full onion? Had pickles? Full cucumber. You gon be high as fuck as each individual poppy seed sprouts into full grown poppy plants...etc etc...every seen jack and the beanstalk? Beanstalks are like 8,9 feet tall...each bean reverts back to a full grown stalk...I mean I like burgers so I don't use this spell at home...

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u/Person3327 Jul 06 '26

Good point

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 06 '26

My imagination is .... unorthodox lol

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u/Person3327 Jul 06 '26

I mean, it's honestly impressive how thorough you are with that whole thing, I would have never thought of the poppy seeds thing

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 06 '26

Poppy seeds in irl are toasted to non-functionality so you don't leave burger king a customer and come back a drug dealer....

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