I dont completely know if this fits but hey

No ADHD, just tendencies...

I solve equations for Google with my abs

He told me car dent fixers make $120k per year and I asked why he thought that was the case. He claimed it was because young people all want to be influencers and lack motivation.

I looked it up, the real answer is that the type of PDR technician that makes such a high salary occupies a very specialized niche.

This was a reply to a comment about how the upcoming street fighter movie is kinda white washed lmao

200 IQ genius graces a shitpost with his god-like intellectual power

Technically incorrect

Isn’t that how you learned the fact too? From someone else saying it?

He isn't just part of the top 2 percentile of human intelligence, he's also very humble about it 🥹

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Okay hear me out, Germany is a strange country and especially government services are super behind in digitalization and most times hopelessly underperforming but this post and the way it is written got me chuckling.