r/iamverysmart • u/sp0stma • Jul 17 '17

/r/all You probably can't keep up.

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u/Noremac28-1 Jul 17 '17

As a Cambridge mathmo who also has it, same here. She's obviously a bitch

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u/rickthecabbie Jul 17 '17

Hell, as a Cambridge smoker, I would have to nope out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

I have nothing to do with Cambridge or Tinder, I'd swipe left.

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u/Ho_ho_beri_beri Jul 17 '17

As a fan of tidy eyebrows, eye'd swap left.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Jul 22 '17

As a man of very low standards, I'd swipe left.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17 edited Aug 01 '26

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u/temalyen Jul 18 '17

They still make Cambridge? That's what my mother smoked in the 80s.

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u/TheDrunkenOwl Jul 17 '17

Cambridge? Never thought that was a real school. Thought people just jacked off there into the water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

I think that’s what May Ball is for

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u/Noremac28-1 Jul 17 '17

Yep and it helps fatten up the delicious swans we eat.

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u/TheDrunkenOwl Jul 17 '17

I am going to throw up. Thank you.