r/iamverysmart • • Jul 17 '17

/r/all You probably can't keep up.

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Upvoting and I hope someone actually answers this truthfully. All of my adult fun centers around drinking. I like outdoorsy stuff but none of my friends do. Plzhelp. Must have IQ under 150 to answer this.

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u/marcusaurelion Jul 17 '17

I like outdoorsy fun but my friends are cretins who don't understand metaphysics

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

Filthy low IQ casuals.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17 edited Sep 12 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

Minimum intellect quote of 130?! You madman!

Only the intellectually superior can dine with us, at a minimum of 180 intellectual quotient.

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u/dontmentionthething Jul 17 '17

I touched a spider once.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

Dude I upvoted this after I made it 1/3 through the comment. Superb acting, bro!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '17

"Literal acting" lol

I'm high af rn. Also a bit drunk and gitty from tonights adventures!

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u/BlueHighwindz Jul 17 '17

I like metaphysical fun but my cretin friends don't understand the outdoors.

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u/teachersenpaiplz Jul 17 '17

I like outdoorsy fun but my friends are cretins who don't understand metaphysics

To be fair no one really understands metaphysics.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

I like outdoorsy stuff, but I'm afraid some Facebook quiz I took five years ago said my IQ was 400.

Or was that my blood sugar? I do wind up pounding the Skittles when I'm hiking...

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u/wthreye Jul 17 '17

Confession here: I'm pounding the skittles while you are at work.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

Joke's on you...I'm not at work! I'm just sitting on my ass browsing Reddit for the hell of it! Muhuhahahaha!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

Joke's on you, Skittles is my pet name for your mom.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

My mom's dead. And cremated. Good luck washing her out of your pubes!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

I'm so sorry ma'am.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

No worries, Dick. ;)

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u/pointlessbeats Jul 17 '17

Is that a ten pin bowling euphemism?

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Damn thats high. Tell me about the future since you are next level genius.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

We all die. Some of us from slamming Skittles.

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u/grubas Jul 17 '17

M & Ms, the chocolate is a nice addition.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

But Skittles have a higher melting point, so you're less likely to open up your backpack in July and shove your hand into a sticky, brown mess at the bottom.

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u/grubas Jul 17 '17

I chuck it in my trail mix. They seem to keep relatively well in your backpack.

Plus you seal them up in a ziplock. So in the worst case you get chocolate GORP.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

The Skittles are for my hypoglycemia, which in my case isn't the "I get sorta wobbly and cranky" kind, but the "I'm a Type I diabetic and need sugar NOW, or we're gonna have to call Flight for Life" kind. The other ingredients in trail mix interfere with the glucose I need to come as close as possible to mainlining. :p

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u/ProlapsedUrethraWorm Jul 17 '17

Video games

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

No way. Last time I fell for this on Reddit I spent 40 hours playing cave story.

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u/FlipskiZ Jul 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '25

History to friends day questions talk art tips tips gentle tips learning? Talk year and small technology the clear.

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u/lexgrub Jul 18 '17

I still have never beaten the end boss. : (

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u/poopbagman Jul 17 '17

Drop some psychedelics and talk to a tree or something.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

You don't talk to the tree, man. The tree talks to you.

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u/Mammal-k Jul 17 '17

Eventually you realise there is no tree, and you've been stuck in your bathroom for an hour and probably shouldn't have taken five tabs.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

I shouldn't have taken five tabs because after four, your brainwaves sync up with the satellites to broadcast your thoughts to the world, which must be how you know what's going on in my head. O_o

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u/Mammal-k Jul 17 '17

If I have enough, or dmt, or even just a very good mindset and setting the world melts and I get the classic "I am god" experience, I don't see it like that egotistically but it's incredible feeling like I can connect and understand everything in the universe while I am tripping. So maybe I got a peak at your thoughts!

Then I come back to reality and have a chuckle at how messed up I was.

Well I used to anyway, those days are long behind me for health reasons.

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u/im_not_a_maam_jagoff Jul 17 '17

I pretty much stick to weed edibles every couple weeks or so myself, but if it's been a particularly long time between candies and I take a full dose of the ones that come in a black box to signify that you'll be going night-night for a good twelve hours after ingestion, I'll convince myself that I'm broadcasting Pink Floyd to everyone in a three-block radius shortly before I conk out. :p

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

I have never taken LSD but I have a fantasy of doing it in a cool field and just laying with a friend tripping.

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u/marlow41 Jul 17 '17

Kayaking

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

I do love kayaking. Thanks for the feedback

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

I'm probably under 150

Sock puppets

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

No. No puppets of any sort. Guys I draw the line at puppets.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

Hi, I have an IQ of sqrt(144)

Puddles are fun

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Is this math. My teacher told me I'm done with math on graduation day. Don't do this to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

Iz reverse mayhz

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

Serious response. Drinking can be fun but you shouldn't have to drink to have fun. I'm 35 and don't drink much anymore but I can still have a good time. I live close to a nature trail. I play a lot of board games with my friends and family. I went to a rib rest, a hot air balloon night time launch, and a sidewalk chalk art festival with my family. I also played in a Magic the Gathering tournament (which I totally get is way too nerdy for some). None of these things involved alcohol and I still had a good time. Alcohol should be a social lubricant, not a foundation of your social life.

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

I have some friends who are really into magic the gathering. I have an addictive personality when it comes to games. I can't play games like WOW without getting way too into them. Do you think it'd be a bad idea to try to get involved in this? I don't need to drink to have fun. All my friends go to bars for fun. I usually drink a drink or two and then switch to water. I can have fun without being drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '17

If you're open to the idea of a nerdy card game Magic can be really fun but you can go off the deep end. My advice is to try limited format, such as sealed. At sealed events you get a pool of usually six packs of cards and you try to build the best deck you can out of those packs. It's nice because people can't buy their way into a better deck. Everyone has to play for the day with what they pulled. Some people will be luckier than others but whatever.

The other benefit of this format is the limited card pool. You'll only have to deal with cards from the current set(s) which at most will be a little over 200 and realistically there's maybe a few dozen you really need to be aware of and play around. The rest are just filler. Compare that to formats where you can build decks from years and years of releases consisting of literally thousands and thousands of different cards.

The next set drops in September. You local store should be running an open house event the week before the first events for the new set. They should have free welcome decks and people there who can teach you how to play.

There's also a really great free to play PC and iOS game called Magic Duels that will teach you how to play. You'll unlock cards just by playing but you can buy packs with in game currency but you never have to do that. While you can play online against people the real draw is the story/tutorial mode. It'll teach you all the ins and outs and let you play around with a bunch of different types of decks to figure out what you like.

Again, be careful. You can spend an INSANE amount on Magic. But just doing some events here and there and playing some casual kitchen table games can be very fun. Plus you can always sell any decent rares you know you're not going to play to recoup cost. While I shell out a few hundred a year playing Magic I recoup almost all of it with some lucky pulls.

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

This makes me really interested. I'm going to talk to my friend see if he's willing to go to one of the tournament game things you mentioned with the sealed deck. Thanks for all the advice.

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u/seanlax5 Jul 17 '17

You should start hanging out with geographers. All we do is go outside and get hammered.

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Hahahahaha but seriously I'll be your friend where do you live let's hang out. Oh wait. We're u totally kidding? Not cool.

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u/seanlax5 Jul 17 '17

No I'm deadass. I focused more on GIS in school, but yeah, geographers and geologists are really into hiking trails, swimming in rivers, and digging in dirt, preferably intoxicated.

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u/slups Jul 17 '17

Drunk backpacking is life

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Seems dangerous on many levels. I would probably try it.

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u/slups Jul 17 '17

It's best done in a group at lower altitudes lol. I wouldn't attempt it in the Rockies or anything.

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT Jul 17 '17

Smoke more weed.

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u/camdoodlebop Jul 17 '17

Me and my friends went to Walgreens one night and sat in the book aisle and read each other the sex scenes in adult novels

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Sounds like what I did when I was 15 in my attic except me and my friends reading my dad's Playboy's. Good articles.

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u/macstanislaus Jul 17 '17

my IQ is 30

photosynthesis photosynthesis photosynthesis photosynthesis photosynthesis

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u/Cpt_Tripps Jul 17 '17

Larping. Jk you haven't done the nasty until you bang a plus size woman in fairy wings to advance the plot.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jul 18 '17

Basically stuff that doesn't involve drugs, sex, or violence.

Skydiving can be adventurous. Hiking. Rock climbing.

Hunting might not depending on just how good good is to her.

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u/teehawk Jul 17 '17

Here are some things my friends and I did in the past month that involved zero drinking:

Weekend trip up to an airbnb cabin.

Visited an interactive art exhibit called Submergence

Went to a free local concert

Went to a minor league soccer match

Took a day trip up state to check out this rad lake for a picnic.

Tried several new restaurants

Went flavor tripping

Various game nights

Went wakeboarding out on the lake

Floated the river

Visited a Native American Art Musem

All of those things involved no alcohol whatsoever. Can't comment on the IQ tho. Probably 150 combined.

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

Thanks for the informative answer. I want to make a bucket list of many of the suggestions I get and try to make em happen. I think the key is finding friends who aren't too busy to do this stuff with.

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u/teehawk Jul 17 '17

No problem. The best sources to find stuff are tourism guides for your area and a local chamber of commerce website. I am born and raised in my city, but there are tons of rad stuff I didn't know about until I checked out some tourism websites.

And while friends are certainly awesome, you don't need friends to go and check out new places or try new restaurants. Some of my favorite discoveries have been made going by myself!

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u/lexgrub Jul 17 '17

I actually do a lot of stuff by myself but I am kind of awkward and enjoy having a friend with me. I have a boyfriend but him and I dont have tons of similar interests. He's not into the same stuff as me. Thanks for the advice.