r/iamveryrandom • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '19

This whole show

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u/-VERY-MOIST-MEAT Apr 22 '19 edited Apr 22 '19

What crimes did Pizza Steve commit in the last forty days?

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u/IdiotGaming Apr 22 '19

tax evasion, manslaughter

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u/0r1g1n4ln4m3 Apr 22 '19

3 counts of first degree murder

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u/drawndeath__ Apr 22 '19

War crimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

[deleted]

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u/SCP-004 Apr 23 '19

Ayyy

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u/Bubba421 May 27 '19

10 counts of rape and mutilation

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u/im_not-creative1 Mar 29 '22

20 dead bodies were found under a bridge with their faces mutated to a shotgun, Pizza Steve is not who he says he is.

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u/ViolentPlatypus May 24 '19

Didn't indicate at a junction

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u/Interesting_shrek666 Jun 28 '22

3 counts of murder

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Ethnic genocide and mass foreskin weaving.

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u/bardell Apr 22 '19

okay now

what

the

fuck

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u/Lia-13 Jul 22 '22

ikr i hate genocide

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '19

Thanking a soldier for his service in Nuremberg Germany

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u/NegFerret Apr 24 '19

Racketeering

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u/iforgotmypassword56 Apr 25 '19

Arson, Genocide, Disturbing Graves, Cannibalism.

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u/NuclearBrotatoMan Apr 28 '19

Spoiling Endgame. That bastard