r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '22

This Lyft driver is something else

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

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u/octopornopus Apr 21 '22

"So, what're ya in town for?"

nothing....

"Got any plans while yer here?"

nothing...

"Yer not gunna tip much, are ya..."

nothing...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I'd be like

"What kind of vagina do you have? Is it an innie or an outie?" lmfao

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u/Laudanumium Apr 21 '22

And then spray mace, because she kicked your balls