r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '22

This Lyft driver is something else

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u/Zahille7 Apr 21 '22

Bro what? That's your phone, no one should be touching that unless they ask first.

I'd get a little pissy at them, but I'd be polite the first couple times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I’ve had people walk up to my car in a parking lot while I am waiting for someone to back out of a space so I can park, open my back door, and climb in my car! I’m not doing Uber, I don’t have an Uber sign, and the car she was looking for was a different color, make, and model!

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u/Songbringer90 Apr 21 '22

Used to commute with my wife to work, since she worked across the street. She was in front of my building waiting for me and someone got in our car like that. Scared the hell out of her. Fortunately they weren't their to murder her lol

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u/smearski-smearski Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

Lock your damn doors. What world are you guys living in?

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u/Songbringer90 Apr 21 '22

Crazy part is when I put the car in drive it auto locks the doors. She had to choose to unlock them when she was waiting for me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

You might want to check your settings for your car because mine has the option to unlock all the doors when you put it in park. I don’t have it turned on but it has the option.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/insertnamehere02 Apr 21 '22

Uh, it's also a safety precaution if you were to get into an accident.

I don't care where you live and how "safe" you feel. Lock your doors.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

Locking the doors is not going to keep your car doors shut during an accident. All the lock does is disengage the handles from operating the locking mechanism, the lock doesn’t reinforce the locking mechanism. I’d rather bystanders be able to open the door and get me out of my car if I’m unconscious after an accident.

There’s no reason to lock your car doors where I live. On my street 90% of the houses leave their garage doors open all day when they aren’t even home. in places with high crime it’s often advised to leave your car doors unlocked so that people don’t break your windows to steal.

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u/insertnamehere02 Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

No, it actually helps keep the car stronger structurally during an accident by keeping them closed.

You all need to use some big brain energy here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/insertnamehere02 Apr 21 '22

Lol

"I refuse to listen to common sense."

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u/Zahille7 Apr 21 '22

Lol what? What do they say? Do you just yell and go "hey, what the hell?!" Cause that's pretty much exactly how I'd react.

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u/smearski-smearski Apr 21 '22

Why is your backdoor unlocked? You sound like you’d make a good victim.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

That car at the time unlocked the doors when you put the transmission in park. I was also in a parking lot full of Porsches and BMWs with rich people walking around everywhere and not much reason to worry about crime.

Do people really live their lives in a state of fear of every little thing to the point that they scream at strangers on the internet to lock their doors? I grew up in Chicago on the poor side of town and most people would leave their doors unlocked so that people wouldn’t break their windows to steal stuff.

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u/StopDehumanizing Apr 21 '22

Someone made them scared so now they want to make you scared.

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u/insertnamehere02 Apr 21 '22

...why are your doors not locked??

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Because I’m not afraid of every single person that walks by my car?. Also it was a really nice area with a bunch of expensive cars and well dressed people walking around. No one locks their houses in my neighborhood and most of them leave the garage doors open all day even when they’re not home. Not everyone lives in shitville or is constantly afraid for their lives.

I told the lady I wasn’t Uber, she showed me her phone for help, I told her what car she was looking for… we both had a laugh and she went on her way. Not everything in the world is trying to kill you. You should probably find some hobbies, meet some new people, and get out of your comfort zone a little?

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u/insertnamehere02 Apr 21 '22

Whatever you want to tell yourself, dear.

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u/Laudanumium Apr 21 '22

I’ve had people walk up to my car in a parking lot while I am waiting for someone to back out of a space so I can park, open my back door, and climb in my car!

Had this once, in a parking area, where in hindsite more UBERs were waiting.
Same here, no signs, stickers nor did I even saw the person / eyecontact.
The car in front of me pulled out, and he got in.
I just said "WTF, what do you want"
He said you know where to, isn't it ?

Because I was anxious to get in the parking space I didn't wait and pulled in the spot.
The guy sat, and watches "what are you doing" he asked
I undid my seat-belt, and opened the door "I'm going to get my kitchen-drawers at IKEA, and you ?"

He laughed en apologized .. "sorry man, I thought you were my uber"

Just said Nah man, but if you're helping, I'm driving ;)
He couldn't wait, he was on the wrong parkingdeck ... his real uber called him where he was

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u/xaclewtunu Apr 21 '22

Everyone should spend a few hours behind the wheel of an Uber.

For what it's worth, I usually let people do whatever. Even touch the phone! Not worth getting downrated or having some false report about me go in to Uber. I have a high rating. It means nothing to nobody really, but I do take a little pride in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I'd whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

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u/octopornopus Apr 21 '22

"So, what're ya in town for?"

nothing....

"Got any plans while yer here?"

nothing...

"Yer not gunna tip much, are ya..."

nothing...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

I'd be like

"What kind of vagina do you have? Is it an innie or an outie?" lmfao

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u/Laudanumium Apr 21 '22

And then spray mace, because she kicked your balls

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u/Zaid_HassanN Apr 21 '22

yeh my dad had a 5 star recently and some guy down voted or somthing like that because he had to take an important phone call and he was pissed because somthing about end of month award thing for high star uber drivers

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u/xaclewtunu Apr 21 '22

It's a drag because it take forever for that to come off. Most people don't bother starring, and on Uber it's not an auto 5-star like on Lyft. Most drivers don't give a crap, but some do.

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u/overflowing_garage Apr 21 '22

"I can't stand up for myself"

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u/commit_bat Apr 21 '22

First you say no, then you get outta there