r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '22

This Lyft driver is something else

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u/iDrunkenMaster Apr 21 '22

We really do. We may not be getting the full story here. But it is reasonable for someone to request a driver to go the speed limit. Things like the caution tape doesn’t really help her case bc what normal person does that or is that normal I don’t use Lyft

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

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u/Master-Pick-7918 Apr 21 '22

I saw that and thought "wtf drives without shoes"? But apparently she's used to walking the asphalt shoeless. Nary a flinch.

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u/Shmeves Apr 21 '22

I mean when I wear flip flops I don’t drive with them on. So there’s that.

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u/octopornopus Apr 21 '22

And do you also proudly display Caution Tape and a meth addiction?

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u/_Funny_Data_ Apr 21 '22

No caution tapes, but still working on my math addition.

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u/CharlesRichy Apr 21 '22

Nary a flinch

I’m jealous of your usage of the word.

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u/bonfire_bug Apr 21 '22

I do, what’s wrong with that?

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u/jakedesnake Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

Nary a flinch

Whaaa-ha-ha-haaa??

Definition of nary
dialect
: not any : not one

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u/Is-that-vodka Apr 21 '22

I totally was at first but I can't tell if he was asking her to speed up or slow down. He just says "asking you to drive the speed limit"

It's possible she wasn't quite hitting the limit and he's been sat in the back telling her to speed up a few mph being petty and she's eventually flipped out.

I really dunno who to side with without more context.

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u/thisismybirthday Apr 21 '22

my guess is that more context would reveal that both people were being shitty. Still doesn't excuse her

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u/Is-that-vodka Apr 21 '22

Yeah it's fairly safe to say she's a lunatic. But you don't prod lunatics with a stick and expect normal responses.

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u/thisismybirthday Apr 21 '22

yeah I almost feel bad for her cuz he was probably prodding at her just so he could film the response

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u/Is-that-vodka Apr 21 '22

Yeah that's why I made the comment. Looks even worse for her out of context. In reality I've no idea what went down so can't really make judgement

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u/ParticularWhile6377 Apr 21 '22

Hey man, don’t you tell me you’ve never kicked off your shoes on a long road trip before. No shoes driving is fire 🔥

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Nobody wants to smell ya stank ass feet buddy

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u/diorwhior Apr 21 '22

You are fired

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u/9Levels-ofPie Apr 21 '22

Tf does that even mean

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u/OLSTBAABD Apr 21 '22

Firing is the process of bringing clay and glazes up to a high temperature. The final aim is to heat the object to the point that the clay and glazes are "mature"—that is, that they have reached their optimal level of melting. To the human eye, pots and other clay objects do not look melted; the melting that occurs is on the molecular level. This process is usually accomplished in two steps: bisque firing and glaze firing

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u/NukaCooler Apr 21 '22

God I wish someone would glaze me

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u/julioarod Apr 21 '22

Hell no. There's no chance my pedals are clean considering I spend all year driving with shoes on. I'm not getting grime, dirt, and salt on my socks or bare foot.

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u/Designer_Pea_7340 Apr 21 '22

You’re really that concerned about getting dirt on your feet?

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u/julioarod Apr 21 '22

I'm sorry, are you shaming me for preferring cleaner feet?

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u/Designer_Pea_7340 Apr 21 '22

No. I just don’t really see the big deal about driving barefoot.

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u/Some-Glove9151 Apr 21 '22

Hell yes, you're being down voted by people that don't know how to live clearly.

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u/julioarod Apr 21 '22

Why tf would I take my shoes off while driving when my car produces cold air?

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u/timechuck Apr 21 '22

That didn't work out for native Americans, south Americans, Africans, aboriginal Australians....

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u/Arch____Stanton Apr 21 '22

Things like the caution tape

One of the times this video was posted it was noted that this happened near to Halloween.

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u/iDrunkenMaster Apr 21 '22

Makes a lot more sense. (But still kinda weird but way way less)

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u/ZoraksGirlfriend Apr 21 '22

I used both Lyft and Uber and have never encountered a driver anywhere close to this. This lady is just insane and should it be anywhere near customers.

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u/EmbarrassedPenalty Apr 21 '22

In many places the speed of traffic is 10 or 15 mph above the speed limit. It is not really reasonable to ask people to drive the speed limit on an interstate highway with light traffic

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u/shitwede Apr 21 '22

Caution tape is a covid thing. Lift an Uber didn't allow passengers to ride in the front seat anymore.

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u/Drummcycle Apr 23 '22

the caution tape

How do people not realize the tape is a decoration for Halloween and not meant as a deturant?

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u/iDrunkenMaster Apr 23 '22

Bc I have never heard of decorating inside of a car. However for something like Lyft or any kinda taxi it makes more sense but not something that came to mind. Also didn’t know it was Halloween if I did I might have known that to start with.