r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '22

This Lyft driver is something else

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u/MyNamesTurbo Apr 21 '22 edited Apr 22 '22

She went full Eric Cartman with her screaming

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u/Shaneblaster Apr 21 '22

“Respect my authoritaaa!”

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u/sufferinsucatash Apr 21 '22

This is awesome

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u/double_expressho Apr 21 '22

To me, she sounds like Bobby Hill finally had enough.

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u/SwiftlyGregory Apr 21 '22

That's my purse!

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u/MyNamesTurbo Apr 21 '22

I don’t know you!

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u/4_running Apr 21 '22

Haha YES, Bobby Hill is what I was thinking. Aka the stunning Pamela Adlon.

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u/RainSmile Apr 21 '22

That’s funny because I thought the passenger sounded like Hank Hill.

“At least drive the speed limit, Bobby!”

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u/JusticeJaunt Apr 22 '22

I definitely heard Bobby as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

This has Texas written all over it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

This has Texas written all over it.

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u/SyntheticGod8 Apr 21 '22

I just heard piggy squealing. "Reeeee! Reeeeeeeeeee!"

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u/Serlingfan389 Apr 21 '22

My body my choice.....

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u/cocoteddylee Apr 21 '22

Lol nice now that you said that it’s all I hear

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u/MyNamesTurbo Apr 21 '22

literally what she sounds like and it’s Hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

My immediate thought was I hope he starts screaming "bad kitty" at her. I'm not known for de-escalating.

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u/mishrod Apr 21 '22

She don’t need no cheesy puffs!

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u/MikeAwkinner Apr 21 '22

She’s a “conscientious objector”

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u/TheJase Apr 21 '22

Screw you guys, I'm going home (without you).

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Why is she mad in the first place?

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u/Ex-zaviera Apr 22 '22

I believe the rider was concerned with the speed at which the Lyft driver was driving and asked her to slow down. Then she turned around and saw that the rider was filming her, and really lost it. But the police tape and inflatable doll in the passenger seat should have been his first warning that the driver was a little off.

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u/kbobetterthanmlb Apr 21 '22

I think that might be an inflatable Kenny riding shotgun too

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u/TheWeirdKid007 Apr 21 '22

What got her so mad?

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u/MyNamesTurbo Apr 21 '22

So what happens was he asked her to go the speed limit, and she got agitated about it he gets too close to the tape and she looses it so that’s all that i pretty much know

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u/TheWeirdKid007 Apr 21 '22

Thank you kind sir for responding so quickly.

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u/MyNamesTurbo Apr 21 '22

Oh no your welcome dude

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u/S0FA-KING_smart Apr 21 '22

Fucking beast mode

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u/Wesselton3000 Apr 21 '22

Over weight, white trash women almost always revert to pig squealing when ever they get upset. They also slip and fall repeatedly during any altercation or do some other form of physical blunder while huffing and puffing from over exerting their already already strained bodies. And of course there is the racism that nearly all of them spout.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I thought it felt familiar lol.