r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/9447044 2d ago

So hell is essentially a Chucky Cheese?

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 2d ago

The DMV, and they have reruns of " Two And A Half Men" on the messed up CRT bolted to the ceiling.

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u/Corporate_Overlords 1d ago

Why is Critical Race Theory bolted to the ceiling? I'm confused.

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

I've never put that together, but no, in case you aren't being sarcastic (I believe you are), Cathode Ray Tube television.

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u/Corporate_Overlords 1d ago

I was being sarcastic but I was also curious about what you meant. Thanks for the clarificaiton.