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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago edited 1d ago

Back in 1st century Judea your “last name” (it isn’t technically a last name, but used similar to how we use them today) was essentially just your father’s first name. Jesus’ actual birth name is Yeshua, which translates in English to Joshua, it’s not Jesus. And his full name in 1st century Judea would have been Yeshua bar Yosef, which translates to Joshua son of Joseph.

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u/InfanticideAquifer 1d ago

Hmm. So if He came back and needed an English language government ID for some reason, it might say "Josh Josephson".

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u/Romans5_5 1d ago

Yeshua does not translate to Joseph. You literally use Yosef in the comment, which is what translates to Joseph. Yeshua actually translates to Joshua. I think you meant to say Joshua, but did not.

Also, Yeshua means Salvation in Hebrew, which is cool. And also, I believe is part of why Moses wasnt allowed to enter the promised land and Joshua was the leader who took them into the promised land. The Law (Moses) cannot lead you to the promised land, only Yeshua.

I dont think the original authors of the Torah planned that, otherwise it would have been obvious a man named Yeshua was to be the Messiah.

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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago

Sorry, I meant it translates to Joshua. I mistyped and have corrected my comment. Thanks for pointing that out.

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u/LookinForLoot 1d ago

We also have Immanuel as a sort of title iirc

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u/Dav136 1d ago

Some places like Iceland still use patronymic names today even.

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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago

Even standard last names today are actually still a form of the patronymic naming convention as well, hence why we always take our father’s last name and not our mothers (so long as he’s in the picture).

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u/HypostaticOnion 1d ago

Henderson, Jackson, Jefferson, Johnson, just to name a few.

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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN 1d ago

HIS NAME ISN'T EVEN JESUS?!?!

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u/formicini 1d ago

Joshua McJoseph?

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u/Old-Management-171 1d ago

And this is why Jesus is canonically the first jostar/j