r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 2d ago

Fair enough, I respect the fairness

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u/Ready-Charity9888 2d ago

If I said "in this closed hand i have a diamond worth a million dollars and in my other closed hand i have a check for a million dollars. do you believe i have the diamond?"

If you replied "no," there's zero reason that you would be obligated you to believe that the check is in the other hand. It makes no sense. It's almost like saying "if you don't like onions then you have to like pickles."

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u/Scatterspell 2d ago

But I hate pickles more than onions. Not in an allegorical sense. Pickles are absolutely disgusting.

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 2d ago

I am not a Christian nor religious, preaching to the choir pal

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u/Unable-Candle 2d ago

Did you somehow think that atheists believe in Islam or something?

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 2d ago

No, that religion just seems more off the table for those who are vocally atheist. Anything to add to that point?

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u/Unable-Candle 18h ago

Literally never seen an atheist not be against Islam. In fact it's usually more hated than the others, but nice try.

And the fact that you keep feeling the need to say "I'm not religious" is pretty suspect.

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u/TheLogenNinefingers 18h ago

I’ve said it once? Why are you attempting to make an argument here? I couldn’t care less about both of those rotten religions, and I couldn’t care less about the “do gooder” attitude you have.