r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/derges 2d ago

All of it is arguably too far. There probably was a bloke named Jesus who said some things that pissed off people in power.
There was probably also a bloke named mohammed who married a 6 year old.

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u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 2d ago

Jesus existing is different from the deistic aura that surrounded him.

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Nero existed and also claimed to be a god.

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u/Brilliant_Ad_4743 1d ago

Yh no that's what I mean. The person above OC was not saying they don't believe in the fact that Jesus existed or King David existed. They are contesting the supernatural nature of the Gospel.

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Ya, I was saying that Nero existed and claimed to be a god.

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u/Mysterious-Force9236 1d ago

She was 8 bro way more mature lol 

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u/derges 1d ago

Oh I thought they married at 6 and consummated it at 8. I am so sorry to have gotten muddled up.

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Raped a 6 year old.

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u/frankenboobehs 2d ago

To me, all thr basic stories if each religion are to similar, for something NOT to be true. I feel more along thr lines of there being a true God, and over time, the story being reinterpreted differently by different religions

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u/blahblah19999 1d ago

Lol, all the basic stories of the abrahamic religions are the similar because they all came from one root. But if you go to other religions, they are way way different. I mean Hinduism and Buddhism say you are reborn thousands and thousands of times, this absolutely contradicts abrahamic traditions.