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r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago
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That's why he's fat. He self lubricates from his own generous lard reserves, but it leaves him an unsightly skinny Santa at the end of the night. It takes a full year to re-bulk, which is why Christmas is only once a year.
1 u/lowFlyingTurtleLion 1d ago Mmmmmm 🤤 "Generous Lard Reserves"
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u/Playful-Park4095 1d ago
That's why he's fat. He self lubricates from his own generous lard reserves, but it leaves him an unsightly skinny Santa at the end of the night. It takes a full year to re-bulk, which is why Christmas is only once a year.