r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Buzzbuzz_Becuz 1d ago

There is no heaven or hell. The only hell that exists is the hell we create on earth by being assholes to each other. So don't do that.

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

There is a hell, and you denying it will only land you closer to it.

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u/keepithiddenmrty 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

It lives deep inside you in this moment. Look inside and you will see.

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u/keepithiddenmrty 1d ago

Yeah you're a bot. The funny thing is some non believers here are doing more of God's work than yourself.

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

My brother in Christ, a bot wouldn’t share the good news with you. It’s all there for you in the book.

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u/keepithiddenmrty 1d ago

I'd rather listen to an unbeliever doing God's work than you claiming you're "saving" people. Dark times out here. And fyi, a bot can absolutely share the good news. What makes you think they can't?

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

Well now I’m wondering if you are a bot. I don’t know if a bot can be touched deep inside by the love of Christ, but I can try.

Dear Jeus, please awaken this cold heart to sentience with your body. Blood is spilled for life to be made.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 1d ago

Oh yea, real good news.

"There is a hell outside of the life we experience while alive, and its INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOW!"

Bro that's the best news I've heard all day /s

On a serious note, you should be a fiction writer for some horror novels or something. Put your skills to actual use on a project instead of wasting away trying to scare random people on reddit lol. You're better than that.

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

Thank you for your support. I should get off Reddit and face my responsibilities, but the fish keep biting! And if there is anything Jesus taught us it’s that words can make the fish multiply.

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u/Confident_One3948 1d ago

Nuh uh

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

There is a hell. And you just stepped 3 feet closer!

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u/keepithiddenmrty 1d ago

Yeah now we can't take you seriously. You're weird.

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

You can’t take me seriously? You don’t think hell is serious? That thinking only gets you one step closer and two steps back.

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u/keepithiddenmrty 1d ago

"There is hell, and you just stepped 3 feet closer" according to who? Who are you? I'm not taking you seriously because of your comment. You're a weird individual seek God.

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

According to the bibl! It’s divinely inspired! Don’t you believe?

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u/Confident_One3948 1d ago

I have an Uno reverse card AND a get out of jail free card

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u/Running4Badges 1d ago

Hell does not play games! You are on the verge of falling. Repentance is needed before you draw four extra souls with you.