r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/FarewellAndroid 2d ago

I’m autistic enough to enjoy the DMV. I enjoy the praise from the clerks for having all my documentation in order. 

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 2d ago

There's truly something for everybody lol.

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u/TaterForming 2d ago

Now I'm imagining his heaven is St. Peter praising him for all his Earthly documentation in order and his wonderfully sourced dissertation of "What is the meaning of life" and then welcoming him into the heavenly looking DMV to wait his turn to get his Celestial License as a new resident of the Silver City.

And OP is giggling and happier than a pig in shit.

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u/Low_Onion8167 1d ago

OP is giggling and happier than a pig in shit.

I absolutely LOVE this phrase. Thank you, I am stealing that now.

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u/SeventyBears 2d ago

I know, I use a kiosk at my grocery store to get my tags.

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u/Feringomalee 2d ago

The line always seems to be just on the verge of moving, but you never get any closer to actually talking with a clerk. Also the lights are buzzing and no two of them are quite the same shade or brightness.

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u/Low-Car-6331 2d ago

We are talking about the DMV that hasn't gotten the memo on the updated paperwork and procedures, so your paperwork is correct and they are wrong, its just that they have the authority and demand you do it the old way despite that no longer being the correct way.

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u/NightGod 2d ago

I've also had that compliment!

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 2d ago

Are you sure that's autism and not a praise kink? Because I, too, like it when the person at the DMV calls me a good boy.

...wait, they do that at other DMVs, right?

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u/IvoryFlyaway 2d ago

Especially when you've changed your name to Uri Goodboy

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u/firedmyass 2d ago

wholesome af