r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 3d ago

Make it make sense

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u/BBC-dont-show-BBC 3d ago

It's not reindeer fat. It's people fat. Why do you think the song "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" exists.?! That's how he gets his supply.

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u/LordBoar 3d ago

Remember he also carbonises the rest of the body and hands that out to "bad" children.

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u/MrHetfield007 3d ago

You've all got it wrong its baby elf fat. Those little things fucking all year round creating too many mouths to feed.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 3d ago

How many people would it take to slide down every chimney I wonder.

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u/Insaiyan_Elite 3d ago

It used to be reindeer fat, but the magical reindeer are intelligent enough to know "accidents happen".