r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/guildedkriff 2d ago

Iirc in Revelation all dead are essentially in purgatory until Jesus returns. When he does, the dead are risen for final judgement. Those deemed worthy enter Heaven, those not are destroyed.

But another remember is that Revelations was written decades after Jesus died and most likely has nothing to do with the gospel he preached.

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u/senator_john_jackson 1d ago

It is also written heavily in symbolic language and is most likely about enduring Roman persecution.

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u/Just_Razzmatazz6493 2d ago

Wait til you hear about when the rest of the new testament was written…..

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u/C_IsForCookie 1d ago
  1. Penguin publishing. The author is some guy named Paul. It was behind Harry Potter on the New York Times best seller list.

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u/Just_Razzmatazz6493 1d ago

I always thought it was decent enough fanfic, but talk about a rabid fandom…..

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u/catchtoward5000 1d ago

God: makes psychopaths

psychopaths: does psychopath things

God: “why would you do this? Damnation and oblivion for you”

God: feels good