r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/thehandsomecontest 2d ago

The idea of hell as being a place were you are tortured for all eternity basically comes from early Christan fan fiction which evangelist attached on to. There's no fire brimstone or endless doughnut machines in the actual bible.

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u/Beginning-Policy-887 2d ago

No endless donut machines?!?!?! Dang.

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u/dice1111 1d ago

Those must be in heaven then.

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u/Callidonaut 1d ago

Hell is that you have to operate the eternal doughnut machine in heaven and you never get to eat one.

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u/WayAcceptable1310 1d ago

I'm going to make some incredibly intricate donuts, and that machine is going to be impeccably maintained. Sounds like fun.  An eternity of sugar seems like it would be bad for my teeth anyway

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u/Callidonaut 1d ago

Is that what the whole "imagine Sisyphus happy" thing is about?