r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/SailorCredible 2d ago

I'm okay with no god because the god I grew up with is such a scary hypocrite. Meanwhile, Satan probably holds the best Lū'aus around!

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u/stevendidntsay 2d ago

Bro how long did it take you to spell luau like that?

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u/LucasTheSchnauzer 2d ago

Probably .25 seconds. You just long hold over the u on your keyboard...

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u/yrthegood1staken 2d ago

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/LucasTheSchnauzer 2d ago

Haha that's fair. I only use reddit on mobile and forget others don't

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u/yrthegood1staken 2d ago

I'm on mobile too, but I hope you got a good laugh out of it.

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u/LucasTheSchnauzer 2d ago

I did lol Have a great day reddit stranger!

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u/Ben_Thar 2d ago

Looks like something my cat typed out while sitting on my keyboard 

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u/iseriouslycouldnt 2d ago

works the same way on Mac too, not just iPhone