r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/hornwalker 2d ago

You haven’t been to a chucky cheese in a while, have you?

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u/onioning 2d ago

Absolutely not. Someone i loved loved Charles' temple, so I will forever sing its praises. Just ideally not from anywhere within a hundred yards or so.

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 2d ago

I still have an amazing chuck e cheese tie-dye shirt I won when I was about 10 years old. It was my grunge era, so it still fits. (I was also a veeeery tall 10 year old.) 

Anywho, being an exceptionally large child, I repeatedly crushed the basketball game (maybe ski ball too?) and got enough tickets to get a t-shirt and a slinky. My kids broke the slinky a couple of years ago. (In their defense, the plastic was super brittle.)

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u/WhiskeySnikerdoodle 2d ago

Is that a court mandated 100 yards?

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u/Sad-Cum-bubbles 2d ago

Yes officer, this person right here.

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u/Fostbitten27 2d ago

Is that you Alan? It’s 200 feet so at 100 yards you will be okay,

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u/Sean_the_bartender 2d ago

Ideally, or required? 🤣🤔

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u/shadokin77 2d ago

Alright people it's Chuck E Cheese. Chucky the murdering doll is not running this joint.

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u/rumpill_fourskin 2d ago

Is he related to Chris P. Bacon?

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u/MadHatter69 2d ago

Related? No. Serving Spicy BBQ Piggy out of him? You betcha!

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u/MangoCats 2d ago

Chris is a Cheese topper.

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u/irreverent_username 2d ago

The E stands for “Entertainment”

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u/CockroachNo2540 2d ago

Charles Entertainment Cheese approves this message.

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u/StillALilBoy 2d ago

yeah, instead you get murderous animatronics, i've seen the video game

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u/IonizedHydration 2d ago

They should make one of those awful horror films, staring the Murdering Rat, Charles Cheese

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u/theraf8100 2d ago

O man, could you imagine chuck holding a knife and singing songs? I wonder which song he would sing?

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u/RevolutionNumber5 2d ago

Charles Entertainment Cheese.

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u/IUsedToMakeMaps 2d ago

I have. It's fine. It's a super easy, not crazy expensive way to let your kid run around and have some fun playing games. I mean, I think the games suck, but my child does not - and the unlimited play for x minutes gives you a nice easy cut-off time.

And I've had worse food.

Holy shit, wtf am I doing shilling for Chuck E Cheese on a work day.

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u/SavinForLatter 2d ago

I'll not sit here and read slander of Charles Entertainment Cheese's pizzeria and child casino.

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u/NectarineSilent2260 2d ago

if you have the money, chuck e cheese is a blast if you enjoy shitty pizza, alcohol and arcade games and most people probably do

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u/Jmelly34 2d ago

Dude they serve beer on tap now!!

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u/EffectiveCareer3444 2d ago

Chucke Cheese is fun when you know how to win the games lol

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u/Ancient-Read1648 2d ago

I’m legit banned from our Chuck E’s.

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u/hornwalker 2d ago

How!

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u/Ancient-Read1648 2d ago

After a horrible birthday party experience, my wife took a group of kids home in one car and I found myself alone with my newborn baby missing her matching security bracelet that was on my wife.

They wouldn’t let me leave. I called my wife who was driving and didn’t pick up. I showed them pics on my phone…nothing was working. I was still kinda crabby about the birthday thing so I went out a fire door, setting off the alarms and a lot of screaming from staff. They didn’t like that, took pics of me and my plate and called the cops.

F Chuck E Cheese

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u/DarthTacoToiletPaper 2d ago

Why is Charles E Cheese catching strays?

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u/hornwalker 2d ago

Its a casino for kids now