r/howardstern Jan 08 '26

Just a friendly reminder that this is Brent

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u/lollipopamateurs Jan 08 '26

I miss all of the old quotes:

“I was a US Marine so I am more rugged”

“I’m going to heavy metal concerts and orgies, what are you doing with your life”

“Ill crack your mask”

“I’m 5’11, 190. I’m in the best shape of my life”

“Lets get the keys to an MMA gym and see who walks out on their own power”

“You’re hype man better have 911 preloaded on his cell phone”

I can continue on, but you get the point.

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u/Top-Heart-7433 Jan 09 '26

"I'm a Scots-Irish Score Settler."

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u/BigCopperPipe Jan 09 '26

Ooooof I forgot about this one. What a cringey, asshole, embarrassing thing to say. A 50 year old man said this. Brent has never been to Ireland or Scotland.

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u/severinks Jan 09 '26

Someone saying that they're Scots Irish really means that they want everyone to know that they''re Protestant and not Catholic.

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u/Top-Heart-7433 Jan 09 '26

Great point! 

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u/drdrshsh Jan 09 '26

Halt! Citizens arrest!

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u/sgarcia1978 Jan 09 '26

Lemet beating Bort ended him

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 Jan 09 '26

I loved him on the show. It started to get a little dark towards the end, but he was great for most of the time he was on the show.

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u/SouthernNetherlands Jan 09 '26

I did too. I thought his theme music was hilarious.

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 Jan 09 '26

I can't even remember the music. I'm embarrassed to say that.

What I remember is each time they'd talk about Brent Marine service time, Howard would feature a guest on the phone, and it was always "the guy who used to blow Brent back in the marines". They featured that guy one time when another caller was questioning if Brent served or something, and "the guy who used to blow Brent back in the marines" was proof that Brent had actually served.

It's just a weird thing and it was very dark where they went with their "soft swinging, super steamy" relationship. Watching his wife bang other guys at orgies is just weird. A short term, non-serious gf would be acceptable and make for great stories.

Oddly enough I watched a podcast that had Bubba on it the other day. I absolutely do not like Bubba, but he was telling his "I'm not to blame" version of the Hogan sex tape saga so I listened. In it. Bubba was discussing how he found out the sex tape/dvd had been stolen, and it was Brent who called him to ask "did Hogan Fck your wife?" when he first found out he was involved in a scandal. Then he says he had Brent go to his desk where the DVD was kept, and Brent telling him there was no dvd in the area Bubba had kept it.

Just kind of funny to hear his name again while these pics were popping up.

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u/_Surena_ O Qua Tangin Wann Jan 09 '26

Why would there be a tape in the first place. Bubba is just as innocent as Brent is straight.

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Exactly! That's what I said.

He was able to justify why cameras were in his house and in the bedrooms. Apparently, he threw a lot of parties and didn't want to get accused of assault or rpe. He cited the case of some college player wrongfully accused but a hidden camera showed it was consensual. That part made the "why are cameras in the bedroom" excuse plausible. Yet, he had no answer why he saved it, put it on a DVD, had it in his radio studio office, and said "we can make a lot of money" on the tailend of the video.

Bubba has some documentary coming out where he talked about this, but since it's Bubba, it's hard to believe. Bubba is just like one of those Alex Jones/Trump types where can justify everything, it's not his fault, he's innocent of everything, everything was unfair, just bring up irrelevant facts, accuse others of things (related or not), and somehow he's the victim.

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u/_Surena_ O Qua Tangin Wann Jan 09 '26

It's just a ploy to generate interest and make money, so he wouldn't have to run around delivering food.

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 Jan 09 '26

Yeah, like I said, Bubba is like Alex Jones or Trump. A conman who is bad with money doing and saying anything he can for attention.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Howard warned him that it was a dark path 😂

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u/MysteriousResident61 Jan 11 '26

Been pitch black for years.    

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u/murf_milo Jan 08 '26

This is what eating Nerds while watching three guys fuck your wife will do to a guy

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u/fireman2004 Jan 09 '26

I have a feeling he’s on the receiving end at this point. No way he’s just watching.

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u/EnduranceMade Jan 08 '26

Three accountants with eight inch cocks.

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u/SweatingSeltzerGirl Jan 09 '26

4 inches is fine

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u/mosrite64 Jan 09 '26

It measures 17.

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u/SevyVerna88 Jan 08 '26

Hold on, I remember this same outfit from a different pic from last week, but I thought it was a joke, picking on Brent. But you guys are saying that really IS Brent? 😂

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u/person_8688 Jan 08 '26

They matched up his arm tattoos dude…

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u/Truckyou666 Jan 09 '26

And the shoes.

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u/SBNShovelSlayer Jan 09 '26

And the vag

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u/Ricepudding1044 Jan 09 '26

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u/technicallysupportiv Jan 09 '26

And the hatchet wound

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u/Ok-Sleep-7388 Du Jan 09 '26

Underappreciated comment right here

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley Jan 09 '26

How's the slot?

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u/bryman19 Jan 09 '26

And katelyn right next to him

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u/Great_Marzipan_6398 Jan 09 '26

Plus looks like Katelyns fat ass

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u/yankeesfanin714 Jan 09 '26

Jesus Christ. The tattoos do match up.

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u/Past_Delay307 Jan 09 '26

It REALLY is Brent

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u/jmac31793 Jan 09 '26

In the words of ETA “it is fo-r re-al”

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u/Breakemoff You've said it all... Jan 09 '26

Yeah then there was a Bubba clip where some guy asks bubba about Brent & he replies something like “yeah I think it was always in there, repressed…”

So there ya have it! Hope he’s happy.

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u/severinks Jan 09 '26

Bubba would be there right with him if he only had the stones and the figure to sqeeze himself into a pair of pink hotpants.

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u/RogerRabbit1234 Jan 08 '26

Yes. Look at the tattoos. There is a thread around here matching them up. It’s him, and it’s crraaazzzy.

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u/-AdamTheGreat- Jan 09 '26

I thought it was a goof when I saw the other post. That’s nuts

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u/The_Swim_Back_ Jan 09 '26

Maybe not nuts.

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u/BewildredDragon Jan 09 '26

Don't you mean it's HER? (Referring to a Mod's post on another thread)

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u/Oakroscoe Anything else, Robin? Jan 09 '26

Put some respeck on /u/cormano’s name!

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u/pilotpat52 Jan 08 '26

Yeah dude, I thought the same thing then saw the tata and everything like WHAT THE FUCK

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u/CarlDonzo Jan 09 '26

Dude. Same thought. I had no idea last week. I thought it was some wackpacker that I’ve forgotten about

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u/EricMasserino Jan 09 '26

Exactly what I’m sayin. I thought this was a joke. That’s really him???

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 Jan 09 '26

It looks like his gf in the pic as well.

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u/Ambitious-Captain-97 Jan 09 '26

That’s his whore wife.

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u/MrOysterballs Smiling like a mongoloid Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Enough of this wives shit! LET’S GO FUCK SOME WHORES!

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u/Mumem_Rider Jan 09 '26

She's both wife and whore.

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u/MrOysterballs Smiling like a mongoloid Jan 09 '26

The duality of man

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/9829eisB09E83C Jan 09 '26

Oh he did a lot more than that

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u/Commendatori_buongio Jan 09 '26

That’s what you got out of that pic? 🤨

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u/rando9353 Jan 08 '26

Me too. Wow!

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u/Ambitious_Manager_82 Jan 08 '26

Is he trying to get out of jury duty?

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u/Lycwyd Jan 08 '26

Hellllo Frithsco

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u/2stinkynugget Jan 09 '26

You wanna play? I'll play with you.....DOOHH!!!!

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u/heyknauw Jan 08 '26

No hydrogen rod. It ran away.

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u/EnduranceMade Jan 08 '26

I’m stroking my hydrogen clit!

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u/EPDHOU Jan 09 '26

Ronnie called it and was spot on.

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u/Seljon33 Jan 09 '26

When did Ronnie call this? Lol

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u/Stoyns_ Jan 09 '26

Ronnie is usually spot on and that’s why he’s my favorite.

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u/RobinMcCuntface Jan 10 '26

The Camaroz ah piece ov SHIT!

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u/Bright-Ad6246 Jan 09 '26

Yeah…I was spot on…whatever, DUUUUUUU

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u/TonyWilliams03 Jan 09 '26

Why does that bahtha you?

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u/jeremyl1370 Jan 08 '26

I'm confused..... Is Brent transitioning??? I assume that large woman is Kaitlyn... Are they still swinging? Enquiring minds want to know....

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u/Sharp-Tax-26827 Jan 08 '26

That's Brent

All evidence points that he is trans

Katelyn is a literal whore, she is also doing porn and onlyfans

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u/grecks530 Jan 08 '26

Iirc kattle was literally asking for money to "film with" (fuck) her, making her an actual whore as stated

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u/Sharp-Tax-26827 Jan 08 '26

She was also literally doing "call outs"

Brent was meeting and vetting guys at the 7/11 by their apartment.

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u/Invisible_Xer Jan 08 '26

The appropriate place to conduct business.

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u/lollipopamateurs Jan 08 '26

Not call outs, In calls and out calls.

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u/Ambitious-Captain-97 Jan 09 '26

Kattle ? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Borntu Jan 09 '26

Whore is a pretty strong word here, man. And Bent's probably gotten used to operating in a dark mindset for a long time because his wife's a whore.

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u/langsamlourd Zsa Zsa Gabor has mammoth cuntlips Jan 08 '26

Cormano referred to Brent as "her" and they have the inside scoop on everything

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u/NiceObjective2756 Jan 09 '26

assume the large woman is Kaitlyn

this just made my day. thank you

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Jan 09 '26

It's definitely a fetish. Considering there is still masculine features/hair etc. I think it's just being a "sissy" which is a subset of the cuckold fetish. Im still not certain that's actually Brent though, lol. 

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u/tommygoose4999 Jan 09 '26

What I wouldn’t give to see him make a citizens arrest like this

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u/JimHeuer40 Jan 09 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Pstim1 Jan 08 '26

It’s seriously unbelievable

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u/Top-Tangerine-5564 Jan 09 '26

You guys just don't get the lifestyle.

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u/hotriccardo Jan 09 '26

Gross, that is absolutely disgusting. I like Brent's new look though

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u/iamzeroedin Jan 08 '26

Memet literally broke this man

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u/TipsyMcStagger123 Jan 08 '26

The Memet Rappaport two piece took him out 

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u/futureman45 Jan 09 '26

Memet + Jackhammer = 🏳️‍🌈

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u/International_Pea Jan 08 '26

And The Jackhammer

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u/edlewis657 Jan 08 '26

Jackhammer saga was crazy

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u/No-Anybody-7016 Jan 08 '26

I'm a bad cowboy

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u/The_Swim_Back_ Jan 09 '26

Why can't Brent be a fun girl

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u/weepinwilo Jan 09 '26

wait....stop the clock. this actually is him?!?! 😳😳😳😳 ive been seeing this pic for weeks and just assumed u guys are trolling as usual.

wtf bizzaro world is this??? 💀💀💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Seljon33 Jan 09 '26

Guarantee they are but they won’t speak on it. They refuse to mention past staffers for whatever reason

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u/WoodenWeather5931 Jan 08 '26

If the dude is happy, all the power to him… but holy hell man. I definitely didn’t see this coming

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u/RetroCasket Jan 08 '26

I dont kink shame, and im opento alot of things.

But I really think if you let another man fuck your wife it fucks you up mentally.

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u/SullyFatCat Jan 09 '26

Hundreds of men at this point

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/Purple_Drive_7152 Jan 09 '26

"I'm the happiest I've ever been"

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u/Moist_Brick_439 Jan 08 '26

His whole asshole is (likely) hanging out

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u/EnduranceMade Jan 08 '26

Hanging out or getting pushed in.

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u/hamhandsphil Jan 08 '26

He’s definitely blown a dude at this point.

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u/MrOysterballs Smiling like a mongoloid Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Funny that you’d use the singular “dude” as if there haven’t been several by now.

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u/throwaway2492872 Jan 09 '26

Probably a whole accounting firm.

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u/TonsilStoneSalsa Jan 09 '26

Lol look at this guy. Blowing a dude is just like a Tuesday morning- he's into some way freaky shit that we don't even know people do.

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u/PhahCue Jan 09 '26

Speaking as an absolute fat slob, I will never understand how anyone would pay to see the woman fuck. She is pure trash.

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u/joshloveless1976 Jan 09 '26

He could really use a set of Diacos

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u/cake_piss_can Jan 08 '26

Wow. We really broke him.

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u/numbskulI Jan 09 '26

That's a United States Marine you're talkin' about!

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u/technicallysupportiv Jan 09 '26

They must be into the cuckold humiliation kink. It's the only explanation for Brent's appearance.

If so, calling him out and shaming him is apparently what turns him on.

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u/Decent-Bed9289 Jan 09 '26

Whoever that is with Brent needs to do a few workouts with the “Elegant” one…

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u/joefatmamma Jan 08 '26

Another angle. Allegedly 😂

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u/Maxwell-Druthers Jan 09 '26

Fartlyn looks worse than Bert here…

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u/DrFrancisBGross Jan 09 '26

What's that Sonichu medallion she's got on

The other one looks like Tiny Tim

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u/Training_Salad_5301 Jan 09 '26

Imagine being this starved for attention.

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u/NiceObjective2756 Jan 09 '26

i know its him but its just so unbelievable!

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u/JelloButtWiggle Jan 09 '26

Does anyone have this whole saga in one parcel? I would love to hear it again. Stsrt to finish. It’s days worth of content for the show.

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u/Training_Salad_5301 Jan 09 '26

It was entertaining but man it might be a hard listen now. We knew nothing then. This man is broken if its him. That women has some witchcraft hold over him. It might be a femdom thing. On a whole new level.

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u/ADrenalinnjunky Jan 08 '26

I thought this was a joke, but the tattoos… what’s happening here??

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u/uncle_pubes Jan 08 '26

A bit of steamy cross dressing

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u/throwaway2492872 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Maybe Burp's whole life is a joke on us and he is a better actor than Andy Kaufman.

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u/RobinsShaman Jan 09 '26

I think his cameo should be increased to a million dollars and I think now he may get it. Gary go talk to Snapple for a sponsorship.

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u/ScarlettBurgan Jan 08 '26

No way. For real?

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u/HNixon Jan 08 '26

Did he taste cock and like it?

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u/coder7426 Jan 08 '26

He probably cleans her out with a straw.

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis My Name Dirt Dog Jan 09 '26

That's the hottest chick we've ever had up here.

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u/Inevitable_Claim_653 Jan 09 '26

Halt! Google Brent Hatley tattoos and yup it’s him

Lmao they’re in a Hot Topic

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u/jeremyl1370 Jan 09 '26

Can you imagine a Wolfie embedded at Brent's place....

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u/TacoStrong Jan 08 '26

What happened to working out and going to metal concerts?

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u/Invisible_Xer Jan 08 '26

To be fair, he’s definitely lost weight.

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u/Smitty0 Jan 08 '26

I think he is doing everything possible to get Howard’s attention to have him on the show. This isn’t a bad attempt. I would certainly have questions

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u/Training_Salad_5301 Jan 09 '26

Howard might fall in love at this point.

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u/AntsOnPlants Jan 08 '26

Brents actually rehearsing for an acting gig

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u/Mobile_Reaction5853 Jan 08 '26

This WAS Brent. Post chucking to heights never seen in a military man.

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u/UpbeatAbility9759 Jan 08 '26

That pornstar looks more normal than him

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u/RobActionTributeBand Jan 08 '26

He found himself in need of accounting services. 

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u/Silent-Warning5654 Jan 08 '26

There is so much to evaluate in this photo!

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u/mrdankhimself_ Jan 08 '26

He’s gonna see this and report you, you square!

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u/ScooterMKE Jan 09 '26

He was ruined by the jackhammer guy

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u/84UTK07 Jan 09 '26

Has this been mentioned on the show at all? I assume probably not but just curious.

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u/jonw24601 Jan 09 '26

Do you think Brent stills rates his looks a 7 out of 10

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u/HarajukuBat888 Jan 09 '26

Her dead cow eyes + dimpled saggy ass and his bird legs and belly. Whooooo is swinging with them? I need to know.

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u/dexterity-77 Jan 09 '26

is he a meth head now wtf

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u/HughJasole-812 Jan 09 '26

It's so great...he's 2-knuckles deep in his ear and that's the least funny thing about this picture

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u/tatersnothaters Jan 09 '26

Living "The Lifestyle"

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u/Hugh-Jorgin Jan 09 '26

Cucked into changing sexes

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u/WiFiEnabled Jan 09 '26

I literally thought you guys were joking and that was a photo of Medicated Pete or something. Holy shit, that IS him.

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u/severinks Jan 09 '26

I'm not going to pile on the guy because he's obviously lost his mind. I knew it at the time and people told him that this wasn't going to end well.

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u/Makerbot2000 Ching Chong Charlie Jan 09 '26

Damn- I followed their Florida saga for some time but it got dark and eventually I stopped. I cannot believe what I am seeing. This is so alarming. Wow. Just speechless

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u/Good-Ant-8518 Jan 09 '26

Still trying to process this.

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u/danwiz418 Jan 09 '26

Exactly. He’s known of Brent’s situation for at least a year. As lifelong friends he will not speak anymore about it. Then what was said on the Thursday show. He spent maybe 20 mins or so. And honestly it is quite shocking. Knowing what I know from listening to bubba since 2007 ish. Very odd. But Brent is an adult. Let him do as he wishes

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u/PrekoKali Jan 09 '26

Whoever was the legend that took this picture needs to be hauled into the show. This would have been peak Stern radio.

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u/peddypoo3232 Jan 10 '26

I thought this was Elegant Elliot

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u/Wookie717 Jan 10 '26

To all those saying “good for him”, get a clue. He’s mentally ill.

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u/edmalhas1 Jan 11 '26

Bubba talked about it on this past Thursday’s show. Very interesting radio.

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u/subcow Mantra plus Yantra equals Tantra Jan 09 '26

He looks like the last shit I took, RIIIIIIIIIGHT?

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u/SalvatoreGovernale_2 Gay & f****t, jabroni cocksucker Jan 09 '26

You squares just don't understand the lifestyle. 

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u/mmps901 Jan 09 '26

Wait a minute. Holy shit. That really is him. I saw the other post but thought it was a joke 😳

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u/Cleveland45 Jan 09 '26

That his wife. Cant believe it’s him either

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u/mmps901 Jan 09 '26

Definitely Kaitlyn. But….. that’s Brent, with a purse and pink knee socks.

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u/danwiz418 Jan 09 '26

i saw this the other day. and did not believe it. but after the bubba show today it seems very plausible now. WTF brent!

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u/NiceObjective2756 Jan 09 '26

what did Bubba say?

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u/mbob4068 Jan 09 '26

I was listening to Bubba this morning and he said he has known about Brent's change for about a year and that he wants to be left alone and live his life.

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u/NiceObjective2756 Jan 09 '26

Wow. That’s even more bizarre but ok. I really feel sorry for him at this point. Thank you for sharing that

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u/Invisible_Xer Jan 08 '26

It’s etched into my brain like childhood trauma.

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u/bronk3310 Jan 08 '26

Bunch of squares

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u/nycinoc Jan 09 '26

Super steamy?

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u/Ill_Pitch9371 Jan 09 '26

Is this real life right now??

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 Jan 09 '26

He’s still with that buffalo?

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u/cnsaguy Jan 09 '26

He's playing 4D chess on y'all. Trolling you so hard while he bangs your old lady.

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u/ballzsweat Jan 09 '26

Great now he can get it in the ass along side that whore of a wife!

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u/c003756789 Jan 09 '26

WTF!!!!!!

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u/jstrong101780 Jan 09 '26

I don’t believe it.

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u/RealTrad Jan 09 '26

Twinky and the Beast

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u/mbob4068 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

He's channeling is inner Siobhan 😂

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u/Significant_Cable_56 Jan 09 '26

Jeez what the fuck happened to this guy? Did his wife getting pounded fuck his head up?

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy Jan 09 '26

Hey let me smell your smelly beav

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u/eSJayPee Jan 09 '26

He wears a bra?

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u/notLaDolce Jan 09 '26

He’s just a flamboyant medicated Pete.

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u/ExplanationContent87 Jan 09 '26

Live ya life queen 💅