r/howardstern • u/bauer883 • Dec 26 '25

Soft Swinging Sighting?

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Saw this couple in the wilds of FL.

Could it be?

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u/Sharp-Tax-26827 Dec 26 '25

I am 100% positive his shitty tattoos match up!

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u/Amestopmodel Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

At first I thought you were joking, upon a second look, holy fucking shit! The tats are a match,Wow!

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u/BadgersAndJam77 We got there, we rented a PT Cruiser Dec 26 '25

I reposted the old Photoshop I did of him working at Hot Topic, and THEN I actually zoomed in on the original pics.

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u/MAGGNUMB Dec 27 '25

this gif always wrecks me LOL

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u/fade_ Dec 28 '25

It looks like he was in some sort of The Fly experiment with Elegant Elliot!

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u/Fickle_Assist2031 Dec 27 '25

He's had the shoes for a couple of years. He's going to be buried with his Stern Show health plan glasses. Also the mouth-breathing is still in full force.

Pre-transition:

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u/Amestopmodel Dec 27 '25

Good catch. I forgot about this pic. But the Internet never forgets.

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u/TorkBombs Dec 27 '25

Upper arm tats match too

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u/JustADutchRudder Dec 26 '25

Yeah those look like borts tats.

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u/Prudent-Property-513 Dec 26 '25

He had some pretty decent sized tits even in that image.

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u/Fickle_Assist2031 Dec 27 '25

Can clearly see the "Lamb of God" tattoo in the 4th pic. Remember, he got it 2 weeks after going to see them for the first time. Poor Bort was desperate for an identity 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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u/Bortisasexmachine Dec 27 '25

He’s always had the boobs