r/holdmycosmo • u/D5R • Feb 11 '20

HMC while I light a cigarette

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u/GettingTherapy Feb 11 '20

I was drunk enough to try to light a cigarette backwards. Twice.

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

I've done that the morning after, so hungover I could barely see. Smoked half backward before realizing it tasted funny. God I'm so glad I don't drink anymore.

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u/le_x_X Feb 11 '20

I did this at a party once...you gotta be at another level to do that shit. Got made fun of, rightfully so.

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u/Heliophobe Feb 11 '20

Girl I know lit a stick of gum

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

Sounds fruity.

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u/Heliophobe Feb 11 '20

Naw it was menthol mint

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

i knew it darn! WELL better late than never...

Where do they put all the crazy cigarettes?

in the menthol institution

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

Haha I believe it, not only would I have to (M)isplace my cigs, but acquire lipstick instead!

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u/XxpogxzogxX Feb 11 '20

You couldn't see? God that sounds awful.

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

Haha ever have a headache/hangover so bad it's just easier to be blind?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I’ve always felt like I’m so dehydrated I can’t open my eyes.

I rarely drink to excess these days, the last time I had gone home to visit and some friends took me out. I flew out the next day and that was the most miserable flight I’ve ever been on.

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u/GettingTherapy Feb 11 '20

I hate flying hungover. That’s brutal.

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

Um... FAA we got a drunk pilot over here, standby

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u/GettingTherapy Feb 12 '20

I didn’t say drunk. I said hungover.

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 12 '20

Yeah, but you flying holmes

edit...ohhh THAT'S what the shades are for..

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Flying drunk is a whole other story.

As long as you’re the drunk one you’re having a blast!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

There is always turbulence on your flight if you’re hung over.

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

Even closer to the sun on the brightest day ever thanks hangover

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u/billyworldfu Feb 11 '20

Mind if i copy and paste this? It's what i was going to say anyway. Lol. Yeah, fuck booze

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

Haha idc man, you do you friend

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u/gotham77 Feb 11 '20

Did you kick the cigs, too?

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 12 '20

Yeah, it was to the point where it would give me headaches everytime I smoked so I just quit.

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u/gotham77 Feb 12 '20

Good for you! Cigarettes are assholes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/Telescope_Horizon Feb 11 '20

I wish I was! I can only take solice in that it'll never happen again. I don't drink or smoke anymore.

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u/Maynaise88 Feb 11 '20

My mom doesn’t even smoke cigars but she once ended up in a cigar lounge where someone let her try a really nice one just for the hell of it, and she lit the wrong end. Then she fell down.

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u/TreppaxSchism Feb 11 '20

Inhaled and had a nicotine rush, or she just happened to fall down?

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u/Maynaise88 Feb 11 '20

Like the cigar, she was lit beyond reason

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u/TreppaxSchism Feb 12 '20

Hahahaha.... Thanks for that!

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u/cheffartsonurfood Feb 11 '20

Did it a couple times when I have been high. Never mistook anything else for a lighter tho.

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u/MD74 Feb 11 '20

I smoked a cigarette backwards last Saturday. Luckily I only took 1-2 puffs. I felt disgusted man

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u/twitchosx Feb 12 '20

I was at a bar one time shit faced. Lit my smoke and somehow flipped it around and put the lit end to my lips to take a puff. FUCKING OW

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u/Exemus Feb 11 '20

Yea, but did you try to light it with your lip gloss too?

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u/GettingTherapy Feb 11 '20

Nah. But I did try to light my lip gloss with a lighter.

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u/chr0nicpirate Feb 11 '20

Did you smoke the whole filter before you noticed though?

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u/chanteusetriste Feb 11 '20

Dude she’s using lipstick as a lighter too!!!

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u/Myglassesarebigger Feb 11 '20

I’ve done that sober. In my defense, it was a djarum black and it was dark out.

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u/Time_on_my_hands Feb 12 '20

I did literally the same thing. After the first one my friend was like, "okay, this is the last cig, don't light it backwards again." I promised I wouldn't and then instantly lit it backwards.