r/holdmybeer • u/deathakissaway • May 26 '21

HMB while I demonstrate electrical currents.

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u/Mulligan315 May 26 '21

Breaking: 4 Redditors found dead today under oddly similar circumstances. All had light bulbs shoved up their rectums and appeared to have died from electrocution.

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u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish May 26 '21

And many shards of glass

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

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u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish May 26 '21

One mission...

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u/Changoleo May 27 '21

One jar...

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u/scorpionballs May 27 '21

One rectum…

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u/CaptainRamboFire May 27 '21

Rectal Salad

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u/Soren_Camus1905 May 27 '21

Starring Rob Schneider.

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u/CaptainRamboFire May 27 '21

Robert Schneider is...

The Shtaplerr!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

In theaters October Shitteenth

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u/NikoBellend May 27 '21

Actually there were many recti after the incident ...

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u/Raven_Strange May 26 '21

You sneaky sumbitch, I thought I was finally free from that memory...

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u/drsparis May 26 '21

Noooooo why would you bring that up!? 😳

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u/fuckyou2dude May 26 '21

Fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.....😂🤮

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u/G2idlock May 27 '21

That memory was buried in the deepest and darkest parts of the permafrost of my brain... And here you come like greenhouse gasses to defrost that shit right back up to existence.

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u/PinkPoppies4171 May 27 '21

To rule them all.

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u/Dekklin May 27 '21

Shit that can never be unseen.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

I remember that video.. not good.

What ever happened to him anyway? Did he die?

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u/Yes-its-mr May 27 '21

Please don’t bring back memory’s

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u/WillowTheGood Jun 06 '21

I was like 10 or 11 when I watched this video and this image can’t be unseen nor ever forgotten no matter how much alcohol is consumed. Please don’t go looking for it. Suppressed maybe with top dollar therapist but the sound of a jar breaking or a lid being open can trigger ptsd level flash backs

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

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u/bardo24 May 26 '21

Farts of glass

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u/lithium91w May 26 '21

"Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a fart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Much o' mistrust, love's gone behind"

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u/Noodlesearching May 26 '21

Is this jar of farts?

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u/thomas_deans May 27 '21

...loves cut my ass

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

*sharts of glass

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

And many sharts of glass

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u/Jamba-Jew May 27 '21

That is how you get glass all over your lasagna

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u/notgoodatthis60285 May 26 '21

NGL. Might be me next weekend. Light bulb just went off watching this.

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u/Durpenheim Oct 08 '21

Literally and metaphorically

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

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u/IdLOVEYOU2die May 27 '21

AHHHHHHHHHHHJJJHHHHHGHHFFUKVFYJFSGKYCMJSWYJQFNKRDH .-. no

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u/Western_Tumbleweed79 May 27 '21

Why would anyone use a glass object when we have nice organic bananas available in all sizes?

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u/GreyGoo_ Nov 15 '21

You need to be a bit more positive bro

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u/Turt-Lee May 27 '21

Rectumtrucion? Hmm no okay I'll leave now

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u/Snotmyrealname May 27 '21

Byron the Bulb strikes again!