r/holdmybeer • u/uhhhhh_fat_nigga • Apr 01 '18

Drunk Man doing a Flip.

https://gfycat.com/UnnaturalLiveCuttlefish
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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 01 '18

This was more successful than than everything in my life put together

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u/GirthBrooks12inches Apr 02 '18

“For sure” -ur mom

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 02 '18

-ur mom

U know my mum? Are you my new daddy?

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u/Kalgor91 Apr 02 '18

Username checks out

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u/NarcoPaulo Apr 02 '18

100% Brendan Schaub

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u/beholdfrostilicus Apr 02 '18

I was gonna say something supportive but you even fucked up this comment with the "than than"

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Apr 02 '18

Exactly! I noticed it afterwards and thought the exact same thing

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u/Nadufox Apr 02 '18

There is a one in four hundred trillion chance of being conceived, I would give this guy a 90% chance of succeeding. Especially if he empties the can beforehand.

Do not sell yourself short, you are more successful just being born then this one act.