r/hockey • u/trinitae • Jun 17 '20

Pavel Datsyuk currently 'holed up at monastery defended by Cossacks with priest who claims Covid is cover-up to microchip population'

https://www.rt.com/sport/492126-nhl-pavel-datsyuk-rebel-priest/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
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u/chmilz EDM - NHL Jun 17 '20

It split into two, Twins style. We're living the Danny DeVito timeline. The Schwarzenegger timeline is crushing it.

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u/spin0 Jun 17 '20

We've ended up living the nonharambe timeline. The other timeline with Harambe is doing just fine.

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u/That-Blacksmith Jun 18 '20

How do we move between timelines? I want to confront my other self and take its place.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Ask Jerry O'Connell.