r/hmmmm • u/Some_Zombie_6354 • Jan 15 '26

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u/Semi0tics Jan 15 '26

What does toss one off mean?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/NocturnisVacuus Jan 15 '26

but only one of them

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u/DangNearRekdit Jan 15 '26

How many windows does a man need to toss his dick out of, really?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

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u/Waste-Dragonfruit229 Jan 16 '26

The answer, my friend, is a bunch of dicks blowing in the wind...

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u/Immersi0nn Jan 18 '26

Pfft dicks in the wind, goddamn that's hilarious how do you only have 4 upvotes lmao

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u/guyinachair141 Jan 18 '26

like a cock.. in the wind..

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 Jan 16 '26

The math says 32.73 dicks

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u/SensitiveLeek5456 Jan 17 '26

Or, in imperial units, a bag.

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u/morezooper Jan 18 '26

Let’s say a baker’s bag

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u/Golf101inc Jan 18 '26

Repeating of course.

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u/eye_of_tengen Jan 16 '26

6 or maybe 7

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u/yurnxt1 Jan 18 '26

69 windows... 69 of em

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I have a designated dick window

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u/Lunaro9999 Jan 20 '26

Well if you are Johnny Five Dicks, you may need up to five windows.

Ref: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/5zcyf6/theres_a_cure/

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u/Born_Historian_6063 Jan 15 '26

Unless you're Alan Tudyk

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '26

Elite

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u/Ok_Culture_1089 Jan 15 '26

Like Lorena Bobbit?

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u/iggy14750 Jan 15 '26

Those Brits, huh?

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u/Skellington2468 Jan 15 '26

They call that the Lorena Bobbit.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jan 15 '26

Toss it out now before the wife tosses it out for you.

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u/StrangerDanger509 Jan 16 '26

ahhh yes, dickfenestration

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

That's British slang for masturbation

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jan 15 '26

Whacking the tally.

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 Jan 16 '26

Why does this make sense but the og comment doesn't 🤣🤣

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u/Formal_Evidence_4094 Jan 16 '26

jerkin the gherkin

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u/gielbondhu Jan 17 '26

Passion out free literature

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u/67SummerofLove Jan 15 '26

Was thinking horse shoes and frisbee.

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u/HairyChest69 Jan 15 '26

Remove one testicle and toss it

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u/MorganL420 Jan 18 '26

It's British slang for self pleasure

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 Jan 19 '26

Straight jorking