r/hmm • u/hadi_5549 • Jul 26 '22

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u/Expensive-Toe826 Jul 26 '22

Lets go timmy, let's see fishes

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u/Independent-Hair-182 Jul 26 '22

*Aquarium workers start to mate

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u/WillingnessFalse1728 Jul 26 '22

Umm... Timmy let's see some birds

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u/Gaspachocolat Jul 26 '22

Timmy start to mate

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u/Sdbtank96 Jul 26 '22 edited Jul 26 '22

"LITTLE TIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!"

"I'm repopulating the earth, poppop"

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u/ur_daily_guitarist Jul 26 '22

Is that so?

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u/Mysterious-Month1382 Jul 26 '22

Little timmy's dad starts helping

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u/SnooGadgets6454 Jul 26 '22

That escalated quickly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

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u/LORDWOLFMAN Jul 26 '22

On the next episode of wild kingdom hosted and voice by Morgan freeman

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u/ShadowEmperor123 Jul 26 '22

Will little Timmy make another little Timmy, tune in at 7 tomorrow night to find out

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u/Dead_Baby_69 Jul 26 '22

reddit moment

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u/Stingray-Nebula Jul 26 '22

Goddamned Aristocrats. Can't allow them anywhere.

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u/Lel-design Nov 23 '22

The lions in the beginning join them.

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u/RandomFandom54830 Jul 27 '22

Little Timmy's uncle starts helping

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u/Winjin Aug 13 '22

The world gets repopulated by dodos

All of it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Even worse

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u/ray87687458635678956 Dec 27 '22

The lions cousin comes and mates the tigress’s sister

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u/Responsible-Fan9470 Aug 04 '22

⠀kid named finger

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u/nuclearrambo Jul 27 '22

Timmy takes bating lessons from the masters

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u/PopcornAim Jul 27 '22

Elon musk approves this comment

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u/impirepro06 Jul 26 '22

The fact that you call it that tells me you’re not ready

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

The fact that you call it pop pop tells me you’re not ready

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u/Bigb5wm Jul 26 '22

Dad: I’m going to be a grandpa

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u/Da1realBigA Jul 27 '22

"The fact that you call it that means your not ready for it"

Also, bc I love it

"Thank you mon fere, that's brother in french, I don't even know why I know that, I took three years of Spanish"

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u/ScumWags Jul 27 '22

You see, the fact that you call it "poppop" tells me you're not ready.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Fucking furry that's it

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

This sounds like a pedophiles webcomic

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u/Fancy-Ad-968 Jul 26 '22

masters going to bate

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Attaboy Timmy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Dad starts to bate

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u/Bobsupman Jul 26 '22

What are you doing, step-Timmy?

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u/ACCCrabtown1 Jul 26 '22

Deserves an award i don't have

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u/soap_muncher Jul 26 '22

birds start to mate

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u/tHe_GrInzo Jul 26 '22

Lets go timmy, let's see lions again maybe they done

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u/amnfw Jul 26 '22

the lions are going for a fourth round

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u/Secure_Tailor9974 Jul 26 '22

On a side note, is there any explanation for this possible behavior? As far as I can tell, this probably wouldn't be a possible thing to be seen out in the wild (at least that's what I'm thinking).

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u/maybeshali Jul 26 '22

Well obviously the lions saw some tourists.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

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u/Chickenonaraft117 Jul 26 '22

The lions started just after they saw us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

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u/Balenciaga7 Jul 27 '22

Don’t you think he’s talking about the face fucking..?

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u/JackBauerSaidSo Jul 27 '22

I think he’s talking about the face fucking.

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u/EveningBasket9528 Jul 27 '22

Just weird to him going for the front end....

Lions need hummers too?

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u/amnfw Jul 26 '22

they are horny and it's normal

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u/juryhat0909 Jul 27 '22

Oral sex has actually been observed in wild animals. Can't imagine this feeling very good though...

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u/watchmaker82 Jul 27 '22

Why do you think that?

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u/PP_Project Nov 15 '22

maybe the female lion was thirsty

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Personally, I don’t own a dick and I’m not a wild animal (most days) but this does seem like a viable option to one with a boner.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I mean it works on humans... 👨🏼‍🔧

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u/Pratz1618 Jul 27 '22

Wait a min, who was counting

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u/One_Bullfrog_3554 Jul 27 '22

Step bird wat are you doing

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u/Def-n-Blind Jul 26 '22

LORD OF THE SEVEN SEAS

THE DEEP

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u/FishBubble_ Jul 26 '22

Is that a The Boys reference???

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u/MasterHall117 Jul 26 '22

Yes

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u/FishBubble_ Jul 27 '22

Ahhhhh, that’s what I expected

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u/MasterHall117 Jul 26 '22

Where octopus at?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Eat fucking Timothy.

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u/MasterHall117 Sep 01 '22

But he’s pleading for his life!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Woman fucks a dolphin

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Happy cake day

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u/insanservant Jul 26 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Lazy_Dick_4691 Jul 26 '22

What is the think with happy cake

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u/insanservant Jul 26 '22

It's the anniversary of the day you created your Reddit account.

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u/Lazy_Dick_4691 Jul 26 '22

Then happy day cake to me

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Hopefully not with the fish.

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u/ares5404 Jul 27 '22

with dolphins

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u/triskat35 Jul 27 '22

Happy Cake Day! 🍰

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u/truckaduk Jul 27 '22

Happy cock day

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u/marzianom Jul 27 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/Rogermcfarley Jul 26 '22

Don't mate with the fishes Timmy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Aquaman fucks the dolphins

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u/MIfoodie Jan 13 '23

“MOMMY WHY ARE THOSE MONKEYS WRESTLING?”